Intimacy: Reasonable - FML

Reasonable

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 01:21 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

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Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom - Dewsbury

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Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML

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By fmlskank93 - 01/09/2010 11:10 - Australia

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Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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Sing me to sleep…

By anonymous - 25/09/2020 20:01

Spicy

Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By angrymother - 27/07/2016 01:21

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Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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turtlemansam 6

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:50

She's not your best friend. she's your mom

cutieepie101 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:45

omigod. D: so sorry op

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SwiftKick2DA 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 9:49

like I always say Jackie D makes us do some crazy shit! but wasting the V card on some old dude?! that's just trashy... trailer park even!

hollyL 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 9:59

ya wow, thats crazy.

iluvmtrench 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 10:03

haul his ass to jail ! how olds yourfriend ?!

mrsfunke 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 10:08

how old is she?! complete no no on both their parts. I'd be livid! fyl...

Gummybears4life 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 10:19

Gross!!!

SettoFail 9

Saturday 30 October 2010 10:32

lmao :)

SCrid2000 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 10:42

How is that an FML? You're not the one who slept with your dad, she is... Right?

tygerarmy 35

Saturday 30 October 2010 11:18

Drunk is not an excuse. That's messed up. Though as long as she's not underage good job dad.

tbe99 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 15:42

I don't understand how you can say "that's messed up" and "good job dad" about the same scenario... unless you are encouraging the dad to be a total creeper.

AddyMilla 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 11:23

i dont think i could contine being friends with that person lol

elmorous 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 11:24

-911, what's your emergency? -My Dad ... sob ... he just stole my ... my bestfriend's virginity ... sob -OK, I'm transferring your call ... next time call 1-800-96-JERRY and tell THEM about it

muffinlizzie 7

Saturday 30 October 2010 12:04

Well played

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