Red flag

By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 570
You deserved it 16 527

Same thing different taste

Top comments

AndelleRae 9

Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.

mysitc_burrito 0

Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?

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JerseyFreshhhx 0

so step away ? & whats wrong with pads ? tampons can get stuck. :p haha.no, youre too old for a pad.

slfcontent4 0

Agreed, tampons can get stuck... I know my girlfriends got stuck once and guess who got to get it out..... 0_o Theres nothing wrong with pads, biut going to a party i would assume would classify a tampon kind of occassion? I dont know though considering i have no experience with either except throwing ketchup tampons at people when i was younger...

@ #79: Now that's what I call an FML.

tampons are ouchy. pads are gross. menstrual cups are 1,000,000x less ouchy and gross than both of those. you don't realize how bad tampons and pads are until you try a cup.

Tampons don't get stuck. If you were able to get it out for your girlfriend, and no hospital visit was necessary it obviously wasn't stuck, she just didn't try hard enough to take it out.

OMG who wears pads lol. I stopped wearing them after a year. Get tampons!

thatll def teach someone to use tampons at a rave, lmao, i love fml, oh and btw, that really totally sucks, i hope no one else saw it, although since it was glowing, i bet at least like 1-5 others saw it, if they are like me, my eyes go towards shiny

God, I used tampons right off! No one can tell you're using them, and they're a lot less messy. YDI

OperationNicole_fml 0

The OP can choose to wear pads or a tampon, it isn't any of anyone's business what her preference is. Furthermore, pads aren't thick and wouldn't create bulge in tights unless you're a cheapskate and buy a generic brand.

potatopeeler 0

Pads ARE thick unless you have a nonexistent flow and use the thin ones. One of the main reasons I stopped using pads was because I had to use such thick ones that I was afraid of people noticing them. Plus, they felt like diapers since they were so big.

Although I absolutely hate pads bc I think they are gross and unsanitary, you are wrong, my friend! They do not have to be thick and bulky. My old roommate used these Always Infinity pads that are for regular or heavy flow and are slightly thicker than a pantyliner.

skullbuster 0

Well, I was struck immediately by the question of "what in god's name is a neon themed party". Then I saw you were submitting from the UK and the mystery was abated. Nothing dumbfounds me more about the British than the trends over there - except of course the lack of attention to dental care.

Nothing dumbfounds me more about the *insert wherever you're from here* than their inability to read and understand a simple sentence. Forgive us for not all rushing to the Tom Cruise school of terrifyingly large dental work.

skullbuster 0

@Jordan_McDeere - Don't get your knickers in a twist all the way across the pond, your pad may be exposed at the next neon lights party you go to!!! @mogwae - It's the royal family that throws us for a loop. If their mouths look like a multi-stage oral surgery jamboree, what is it like for the commoners?

@skullbuster ... My knickers are fine, thanks! (and a neon themed party doesn't mean neon lights, alreet?) :) Lots of love xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Who the hell wears tights without anything over them? You would have looked silly anyway, because there would have been a pad bulge in your crotch, and also because you were only wearing tights. Who does that??

haha that sucks. I was expecting semen stains but this is funny too!

Why are so many people putting the OP down for wearing a pad? Jesus ******* Christ, get over yourselves. Not everyone in the world has to be exactly like you.

skullbuster 0

If she said the tampon string was glowing she would have had a boatload of pad-lovers pouncing. You can't win here!

fretforyerlatte 0

EXACTLY. this is absolutely a no-win site. some jackass would say "YDI for being a **** & wearing a tampon"

It's pretty easy to tuck a tampon string back up into your parts. Try that with a pad. If you succeed, I don't want to hear about it. :(