Health, Embarrassing, Party and Periods: Red flag

Red flag

By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 570

You deserved it 16 527

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 360

You deserved it 5 070

By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 141

You deserved it 3 792

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 04:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 419

You deserved it 2 721

By Raaar - 26/08/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 490

You deserved it 17 678

By Idiots - 05/09/2009 20:54 - Canada

Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 543

You deserved it 47 176

By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 412

You deserved it 5 260

By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 11:12 - Germany

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 978

You deserved it 40 508

By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:05 - Canada - Neustadt

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 940

You deserved it 52 011

It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 574

You deserved it 18 554

By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 963

You deserved it 32 715

AndelleRae 9

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:01

Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.

mysitc_burrito 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:08

Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?

Comments

kazul 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:09

I'm sure people probably could see the diaper looking buldge through your tights without the light. Tights and pads don't mix well. YDI BTW I like how her name is Paddy. Ironic

OperationNicole_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:31

You're an idiot. It isn't a coincidence.

kazul 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:47

I was joking, dipshit

deja54 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 22:01

Irony doesn't mean what you think it does.

illgutcha 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:11

Who still wears pads anyway

MaskedAspen 6

Thursday 18 November 2010 3:13

lots of women do? many can't wear tampons, who are you to say anything about the preference of another woman?

97currie 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 16:32

just look at ALL the replies to number one dipshit.

Feklfekl2222 32

Wednesday 30 May 2012 19:43

Also look at the gender on his comment

lissygirl 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:13

haha agreed. I'm fifteen and haven't worn a pad since I first started my period yearssss ago.

kitty67_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:09

Um...you're 15? Most (not all, but most) girls don't start their periods until around age 11 or 12 (maybe younger, but that's not the average age). So you can't have had your period for more than 5 years, I'm sure. And you think less than a third of your life equals "yearssssssssssss"? Yea. 5 years is NOT a long time. Check your exaggerations.

inerdablanket 4

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:05

Some kids start their periods at 8 and 9 years old.

coooki 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 3:00

she never said 5 years ago? wtf are you on about? calm down 145 and some girls can get their periods at age 8 so it is very possible she's had it for "years".

tipsy337 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:14

Ya that sucks

kirby1026 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:16

why was it glowing?

skpcgirl 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:09

because pads r white n white stands out in UV light

beestmode360 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:16

EW gross only a british person would be that gross

MattPDX 2

Saturday 18 September 2010 1:27

hahahahahaha

97currie 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 16:35

god there's so much wrong with that.

fuckercakes 21

Tuesday 20 January 2015 4:49

Honestly did you even think about this comment, or did you just shit it out?

crookedteeth 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:16

LOL that's pretty awesome. I hope your friends have pictures.

jadeho 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:18

repeat after me: TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS.

invisibledamage 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 21:55

LEGGINGS in the UK are tights.

Lounia_fml 8

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:09

LEGGINGS in Canada are PANTS. Also, what the **** is wrong with wearing pads? Not everyone is comfortable sticking a tampon up there. And for the guys, roflol you don't even know what it is to get your period or wear pads or tampons. How about you go stick a tampon up your ass to get a sense of how it feels? (: