Work: Revenge?

Revenge?

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Sheggie - 30/01/2010 05:06 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet belonging to some guy, it had $355 inside. Because he had his address written inside, I decided to return it, hoping for a reward. I drove for 40 minutes and finally got to his house during peak hour. All he did was say, "Oh, cool." FML

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By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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Friday 12 November 2010 12:12

Poop usually comes FROM the asshole.

munkee_6669 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:15

looks like you're -takes off shades- dealing with a shitty situation. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Comments

HomemadePizza 1

Saturday 13 November 2010 1:03

Wow you got owned..

nerdwithagun 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 2:23

Find out who did it by asking more honest people around the office. When you do, beat the living shit out of the ******.

zzzjakezzz 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 5:34

at least u got ur wallet

july637 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 6:57

That's a felony. File a police report.

Ajaxxx 4

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:25

Yeah, but wouldn't really do much as of this point. Rather let them have their laugh while they can since they would have to do something this sick to get some sort of excitement or joy. I say Congratulations and good luck in your endeavors may you fall upon the hard times.

stalkergirl94 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:55

Wow, who hates you so much? Haha. He/she rly have a interesting way of returning your wallet to you.

akaashR 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 13:05

I don't get how ******** in an envelope is meant to be humiliating to you. if anything he should be ashamed he/ she had the time to think up such a stupid prank O.O

munkee_6669 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 13:28

Now thats some -takes off shades- dirty money. YEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Melaniee_fml 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:38

if there is poop in it shouldn't say "from the asshole?"

fbgurl 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:42

That's insane someone actually touched there own shit n put in the envelope to send to u like really who does that. That's a lesson learned!

Derateo 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 9:08

WTF that doesnt make any since i would understand if you said you said you lost it in the bathroom at work but you stupid :P no offense...... can someone leave a comment telling me what it means???? :(