Work: Revenge?

Revenge?

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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Cheers

By Sheggie - 30/01/2010 05:06 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet belonging to some guy, it had $355 inside. Because he had his address written inside, I decided to return it, hoping for a reward. I drove for 40 minutes and finally got to his house during peak hour. All he did was say, "Oh, cool." FML

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By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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Quest_ 13

Friday 12 November 2010 12:12

Poop usually comes FROM the asshole.

munkee_6669 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:15

looks like you're -takes off shades- dealing with a shitty situation. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Comments

RebelHeart7 0

Friday 12 November 2010 14:20

that guygirl must be really desperate with your behavior toward him/her to do such a gross thing. U probably deserve it, think about it and try to be a good person.

vballchick101 0

Friday 12 November 2010 14:42

Eww..

PaedoInASpeedo 0

Friday 12 November 2010 15:00

You have something on your chest, by the way.

oliver86 8

Friday 12 November 2010 15:01

someone has the ***** with you

deilajt 5

Friday 12 November 2010 15:05

Aw, shit.

ComMed1 0

Friday 12 November 2010 15:06

^ shhhhh he thinks he's a big deal. we can't ruin that for him

iheartglasses 0

Friday 12 November 2010 15:16

Thats what you get for not keeping your wallet on your body at all times... But thats also pretty extreme for that person to have done that..

lilykat84 4

Friday 12 November 2010 15:34

WTF?

iSpasticFantasti 14

Friday 12 November 2010 15:35

I'm pretty curious as to what you did to deserve that. :/ Either you're in the wrong or they're full of shit. Ba-dum-dum!

jkjorn 16

Friday 12 November 2010 16:25

correction: they *were* full of shit.. now the envelope is!

iSpasticFantasti 14

Friday 12 November 2010 16:28

#75 Ba-dum-dum x 2.

LMeltdown 4

Friday 12 November 2010 16:01

Hope you called the police or hired an investigator. That's a sign of a sick person. If you did something to tick them off, they should be able to confront you face-to-face and attack the situation. That is just a form of disgusting mental rape.