Rhythm method

By booty backfire - 01/05/2014 17:31 - United States

Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 995
You deserved it 7 746

Same thing different taste

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He might as well have some fun while he's at it right?

baseballdude1283 18

I'm so sorry he does this, I will help you out. I would do this for you, not for me...I will be your designated bongo player

michael666 7

I can't not read this is a douche persian accent

And what exactly is a "douche persian accent"?

strawberrywine22 30

I know how you feel! My husband is convinced my butt exists purely for his amusement.

I feel you should tell him this if you don't like it.. make sure he doesn't think your body is only for his amusement..

Maccaroney 11

Contrary to popular opinion, men generally don't read minds. It is up to you to tell him what you want or don't want.

#121 Is right, and please don't make subtle hints.

TrinityNevada 11

Your boyfriend sounds like a jerK! I know I tried to do yoga/relaxed breathing/meditation with one boyfrien dand he responded by purposely scaring me because it was funny to him to have me "all relaxed and not paying attention" and then scare me. or, if I was "bent over" doing yoga, he felt I was, "asking for it" when he grabbed my ass. I would totally dump the guy. Seriously. What a asshat

You my friend, sound a little stuck up to me.

I don't know what world you're living in. You sound like a stuck-up prick. No wonder your relationship didn't work. It's harmless playing while he's doing what he was asked to do.

Damn, loosen up a little bit. You sound like an uptight bitch. The guy is just having a little bit of flirty fun is all.

Her boyfriend seems a little dumb. If she's mad about scaring her don't grab her butt.. But why would OP do that. Her boyfriends probably trying to make the mood less awkward or tense. He's just not that good at it

TrinityNevada 11

I'm actually really floored at how many hate votes I got for this. REALLY!?! I'M the bad guy here?!? Um, no. It's pretty simple. If person A makes it clear that they don't want their butt touched, then it should be that simple: don't touch their butt. Period. There's no stuck-up about it, it's called respecting a basic boundary. I realize not everyone is "good" at making a tense situation amusing like one person suggested, but it shouldn't be that hard to respect personal space. I'm genuinely confused as to why I'm constnatly the one in the wrong because I *gasp* set boundaries. Normally, I bend over backward and do cartwheels just to have people not be mad at me and the few boundaries i set (aka not touching my butt) I'm the bad guy? ReallY? Um, no. no wonder my relationships didn't work? Really? Well yes, they worked just fine when I shut up and backed downa nd did it THEIR way, but I'm SICK of that! The second I stand up for myself, I'm stuck up somehow? Um ... no. It's called basic respect and yeah, I do expect that. I shouldn't have to lower my standards.

oscillation26 3

generally in relationships you have to be OK with some butt touching. if you are not OK with being touched then there may be a bigger issue at work than your boyfriend not listening to your requests...

I would be a little pissed too... If she clearly said "don't touch me", "don't touch my butt", or anything similar that was totally not okay (especially if he said she was "asking for it" because she was bending over)

squideth 18

I'm pretty disgusted by how many idiots in this comment thread think that being in a relationship means you can touch and grab and do whatever you want to your significant other. Guess what, it doesn't. Even when in a relationship', you respect the other person's body and wishes, and only touch them when you know it's consensual. It's obvious this girl doesn't want her butt touched, yet her boyfriend continues to do so. That's wrong, end of story.

avapaige1234 19

My mind is forming a cute image of a sweet couple. But then again, expectations > reality

you must have a great ass if he likes smacking it all the time.

at least u know he likes your ass take it as a compliment and laugh with him

Wheel around and slap him hard in the face. He'll stop.

I'm guessing that could be pretty painful, considering OP already has a sore back.