Roleplay

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 12:36 - United States - Battle Creek

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Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML
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flockz 19

i think if you would have just come out and started speaking ****, you wouldn't be having this problem.

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TrueTriage 16

Honestly I would've done the same thing as your boyfriend. It just sounds a little overboard good try though!

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harkerk87 3

If he was smart e would be doing you while doing the laundry!!

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Iniezian 18

Я Наталья, русский шпион свободно говорит на 2 языках, русском и ваш петух

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pulsar_ 13

I'm not sure whether the slang for ''****'' translates literally here

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Iniezian 18

Yeah, I know, I speak Russian, but only partially know Cyrillic, and I had to rely on a probably crappy translation engine because I don't have Unicode and am too lazy to learn it.

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wildsweetchild 19

You can't translate word for word from English to Russian because of different grammar rules, plus English slang doesn't mean the same in Russian, and since "language" in Russian translates as "tongue" the true translation sounds a bit more kinky than original. ;)

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fcryingoutloud 9

It gets worse. "****"/петух in Russian is the equivalent of "bitch" in the prison sense (bottom of the pecking order, sexually abusable, often a child molester or informer).

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wildsweetchild 19

84 is right. If in Russia you call somebody a "петух" you might get your ass kicked really bad. That's what I meant by saying that slang can mean something entirely different in other language.

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aj94w 4

Faking a Russian accent isn't that sexy, but it's good to let your boyfriend know you're good with the kielbasa.

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Iniezian 18

Kolbasa. That's how it's pronounced in Russian (at least in my family). Kielbasa is Polish.

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aj94w 4

Sorry, my family is Ukrainian. I can speak some, but not spell it. We pronounce it "koobasa," as a side note.

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Driveshaft 5

Silly Russian...**** isn't a language! You went to the wrong school.

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RosenT1990 9

You should have made him do his own laundry.

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goose12321 11

Hahaha cute. You still should've been rewarded for your efforts though. Don't be too discouraged.

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InorganicReece 6

Maybe he would have been more excited if you came out as Black Widow lol

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aly_goes_rawr 3

Wouldn't it be 3 languages since you said it in English.....?

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skulltorn 8

You're lucky he only laughed! I would have gotten you shipped to Guantanamo Bay for treason or detain you myself and make you defect!!!!

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mosquito19 14

try a different role such as overweight American lunch lady

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