Intimacy: Roleplay

Roleplay

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 12:36 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

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By cad515 - 07/07/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML

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By nuns aren’t sexy - 07/05/2019 02:00

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with some kinky role play. I chose a sexy naughty nun's outfit, complete with head cover, thigh-high stockings and crotchless panties. I guess my outfit was a little too convincing, because he couldn’t get it up. Thanks Catholic guilt. FML

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Whatever floats your boat

By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:48 - France - Belloy-en-france

Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly, and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

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By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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You tried!

By Noname - 15/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

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Contempt

By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 21:46 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Tuzla

Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out for drinks. FML

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The best laid plans…

By A drunk walks into a bar and says NO SEX TONIGHT - 22/07/2022 16:00

Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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By too good - 24/10/2014 10:54 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

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By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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flockz 19

Tuesday 16 October 2012 19:03

i think if you would have just come out and started speaking ****, you wouldn't be having this problem.

TrueTriage 16

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:59

Honestly I would've done the same thing as your boyfriend. It just sounds a little overboard good try though!

Comments

dangousity 21

Tuesday 16 October 2012 22:20

**** that.. That's hot lol

pmadNess 16

Tuesday 16 October 2012 23:12

Why isn't he doing his own laundry after that? I would leave it for him...

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 16 October 2012 23:18

Alone? Did he go tell his boys?

garrett8614 2

Tuesday 16 October 2012 23:19

I would have laughed too. That just sounds like it came straight out of a bad porno lol.

Dale194 0

Tuesday 16 October 2012 23:38

That sucks OP. :( Good for you for trying and doing your best for him. His loss.

freshx_fml 6

Wednesday 17 October 2012 0:03

Sofa king awesome.

fcryingoutloud 9

Wednesday 17 October 2012 0:06

You'd at the very least think twice before admitting to anti-Semitic "humour" of this sort. So... enjoy the last couple of years of Russians being an acceptable target. We notice. We're beginning to care. We don't make a point of being "sensitive" but the sheer idiocy of your Russophobia is enough reason to put an end to it.

toelie 26

Wednesday 17 October 2012 0:23

Whoa there, I hope you're joking. There's nothing anti-semitic about this FML whatsoever.

Shrike 23

Wednesday 17 October 2012 0:27

Yeah, what the ****? Besides, 83, aren't YOU the Russophobic/stereotyping person here for bunching all Russians together and claiming you all feel exactly the same way about OP's joke? You've got serious mental issues, mate.

fcryingoutloud 9

Wednesday 17 October 2012 0:36

I was using anti-Semitism as an analogy. Of course there isn't. But it's Russophobic as f*ck and just try to imagine something posted online about a roleplay ridiculing Jews in a sexual context. 89, nice try. I didn't say anything about all Russians. Just about there being enough of us soon, with enough influence, to stop this crap.

Shrike 23

Wednesday 17 October 2012 0:42

Hahaha! Sure you did, you said "we" as in "we Russians". My god, pull your head out of your ass. You're starting to sound like a toddler. You sound dangerously paranoid, or like you're just looking for something to fight over. Grow up and find something better to be offended by. Your pathetic crypto-threats are as empty as your skull.

marshmelo17 5

Wednesday 17 October 2012 2:19

83 - sounds like something only a Russian spy would say.

flockz 19

Wednesday 17 October 2012 7:38

sorry i still don't see how this post ridicules Jews. or Russians. or really anything but OP's word usage. but then again my cup of 'give a shit' has been pretty empty today.