Kids, Cheating and Parents: Self report

Self report

By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

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You deserved it 5 529

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By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 833

You deserved it 39 907

By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 208

You deserved it 23 203

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 253

You deserved it 433

By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 414

You deserved it 21 064

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 206

You deserved it 30 482

By nekal - 21/09/2016 16:50 - United States - Nashville

Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 949

You deserved it 3 670

By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 631

You deserved it 32 852

By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 568

You deserved it 577

By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 791

You deserved it 2 657

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By Lopez85 - 22/05/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 371

You deserved it 117

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Monday 25 May 2009 20:03

Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.

samusfox 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:05

Blackmail him...

Comments

I_am_Nat 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:46

#45 are you the dad? in any case, you're still a nutjob.

JohnFR33M4N 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:47

#108. that is called trolling. that is the funny kind of trolling

Somebody52 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:51

You should soo tell her. Sadly, and in a way happily, she would probably be too upset to ground you for life? FYLx99999999999999999!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmmmr 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:51

I seriously hope you told her. She deserves to know. Your dad is clearly a douche, both for cheating and for laying the responsibility of his secret on your shoulders. God, what a prick.

EasilyUnamused 2

Monday 25 May 2009 22:51

#45, cheating on your wife is not "normal". Cheating on your wife is f***ed up. OP, Tell your mother! And I'm sorry about your dad being a cheater :(

xo3velyn 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:14

awh thats horrible, i have like no idea what i would do...

wh0regasm 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:16

holy shit thats awkward now you can get lots of stuff off of him

cordvaughn 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:21

Oh my gosh that is so funny, that is so High School, "don't tell, if I don't tell"

Incubus_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:24

ahh that's horrible =/ FYL, i'm so sorry.

cyxx 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:31

Hahahahhahahahaha WOW I can't believe that no one gets that 45 is being sarcastic... OP - that sucks so much. I'm sorry. I really hope you told your mom.