Self report

By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
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be_happy1 0

Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.

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EmzoTheStrange 0

I would definitely tell my mom. I'd be like "mom, I tried to sneak out last night (Mom interrupts here with how much trouble you're in and shit) and I saw Dad and he told me this:..."

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felicia123 0

You need to tell her... NOW! Also, I wish these posters came back to update us on the situation... like a Maury Show update. HOW MUCH WOULD I LOVE THAT? Lots... ****.

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xHaniffax 0

#67: You fucktard, that doesn't make it okay I hope someone who you love dearly cheats on you see how common it feels

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SierraStabler 0

Wow I'm really sorry. I think you should make him tell her. No good will come from not telling her. And if he tries to give lame ass excuses don't buy it. He knew what he was doing. Make him deal with the consequences.

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Random_lurker12 0

I hope you took a picture with your phone (if you had a phone on you and it had a camara on it that is.) That way you have proof. But tell her, thats way worse then you sneaking out.

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Random_lurker12 0

I hope you took a picture with your phone (if you had a phone on you and it had a camara on it that is.) That way you have proof. But tell her, thats way worse then you sneaking out.

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xo_emily_xo 0

That's kind of awful. I didn't know what to put. At first I put your life is ******, but then I put you deserved that ones so it cancelled it out. Because the truth is, you should not have been sneaking out at night, BUT, your Dad should (obviously) not have been cheating. So idk what this is. Either way though, sorry about your father =(

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hakunamatata_fml 0

tell your mom. she deserves to know. plus, when you tell her that your dad's cheating, she won't care that you were sneaking out. the whole cheating thing is more of a big deal.

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Matzaball300 0

I DONT CARE IF HES YOUR DAD!!!!!!! YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER SHE HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW THAT HE'S CHEATING ON HER!!!! AND BY HIDING IT YOU'D BE JUST AS BAD!!!!!

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