Kids, Cheating and Parents: Self report

Self report

By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

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You deserved it 5 529

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By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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You deserved it 39 904

By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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You deserved it 23 200

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 253

You deserved it 433

By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 414

You deserved it 21 063

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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You deserved it 30 481

By nekal - 21/09/2016 16:50 - United States - Nashville

Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML

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You deserved it 3 669

By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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You deserved it 32 852

By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 568

You deserved it 577

By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 790

You deserved it 2 656

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By Lopez85 - 22/05/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 371

You deserved it 116

be_happy1 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:03

Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.

samusfox 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:05

Blackmail him...

Comments

ohreally123 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:02

tell her.

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 25 May 2009 21:04

omg!!! that blows!!! big time... tell ur mom. or make him tell ur mom himself... in this situation, u sneaking out is nothing compared to wat ur dad is doing i am so sorry

ddrluna 2

Monday 25 May 2009 21:04

I wouldn't normally wish this on anyone, but I hope 45's eventual girlfriend/wife that he hopefully loves dearly cheats on him. You need to see that it's not okay. It destroys families and ruins lives, you ignorant asshole.

dearViena 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:04

p.s. I don't get why someone would say YDI

KeiIshiyama 10

Saturday 17 September 2011 10:39

'Cuz the douche was sneaking out in the middle of the night. It doesn't matter what he saw or how it was handled; he snuck out, and he deserves it.

JohnFR33M4N 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:05

#67 that doesnt justify it you piece of shit

Hermyoni 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:07

What's most disturbing is even after being caught he still sounded like he proceeded to go over the woman's house and asking the child to shoulder a lie like that isn't fair. Definitely a FML for you and your mother. Might want to hide the sharp pointy objects before telling mom though.

freber120 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:07

blackmail fer a bit.. then snitch

jAmbre 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:08

tell your mom.

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:09

I think you should tell your mother anyway. One month of grounding is worth your mother knowing her husband is cheating on him. FYL and FYourMom'sLife.