Kids, Cheating and Parents: Self report

Self report

By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

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You deserved it 5 529

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By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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You deserved it 433

By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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You deserved it 21 064

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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You deserved it 30 482

By nekal - 21/09/2016 16:50 - United States - Nashville

Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 949

You deserved it 3 670

By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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You deserved it 32 852

By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 568

You deserved it 577

By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 791

You deserved it 2 657

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By Lopez85 - 22/05/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 371

You deserved it 117

be_happy1 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:03

Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.

samusfox 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:05

Blackmail him...

Comments

xHaniffax 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:51

Oh my God #45? are you being ******* serious? "fairly normal" so that makes it OKAY?! are you actually retarded?! you are stupid. End of. oh my god... Go and kill yourself.

cd5love96 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:52

That sucks. I think you should just blackmail him. If you mom is stupid enough not to suspect anything then that's her problem. You would think she realize he wasn't at bed in the middle of the night. Your mom got owned! sorry to say that. Lol @ you dad probably still stayed at that broads house to handle his biz

Jaywin 3

Monday 25 May 2009 20:56

Nothing good can come out of this. The best case scenario is your dad tells your mom and they try to make it work but forgiving is easy. Forgetting is the hard part and your dad's infidelity will always be at the back of your mom's mind. That's a pain she's gonna have to carry for a long time.

tami1215 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:57

Wow. Talk to your dad about it in private. Tell him that you're shocked by what you saw and explain your feelings about it. Then tell him that if he doesn't talk to your mom about it, that you will. But put the ball in his court to make things right. I'm really sorry. That is messed up. And yeah, after that, sneaking out is so not a big deal.

harvz 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:57

#63 according to the Journal of Couple and Relationship Therapy, approximately 50 percent married women and 60 percent of married men will have an extramarital affair at some time in their marriage. I would say that is fairly common. You are the idiot. Eat shit

NaturallyUnlucky 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:58

@ #45 - Simply put, you are vomit-infested pustule on the backside of the corpse of a mentally challenged and defective polecat. It's true that people cheat. That does not mean that it is right and that they should be defended. OP, I'm sorry. That's a shitty situation.

Theoderage 3

Monday 25 May 2009 20:59

Duuuuuuuuuuude- tell your mom Besides, in retrospect, how much trouble can you really get into?

peoc 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:59

Am i the only one that agrees with #45? O.o well, except for the 'fairly normal' bit, he does have valid points. Although it isnt uncommon for married people to have affairs ...

stfuminjakid 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:01

Tell your mother. Trust me I doubt she'll be pissed about you sneaking out over his cheating. She'll be ridiculously grateful, if not now then in a few years when she's more composed. You need to tell her, think of what she'd do if she caught your partner cheating.