Set the scene

By Fire0fisis - 23/05/2012 09:38 - Hong Kong

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML
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Rapide100 6

You do know there's nothing wrong with just having sex ON the boat...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"I'm on a boat, mother ******--ah, what the ****?" Other boat: Sorry about that, I like watching, and sometimes I get carried away.

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

That's what you get for having sex in public, genius.

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chellynn 6

Eww sex in a body of water is disgusting!

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perdix 29

With every thrust, he pumps even more dirty water into her hoo-hah. Yep, that's disgusting!

39 3
Opheliac73 8

My dear, it appears that you've yet to be introduced to bath/shower sex.

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perdix 29

Hopefully, the chum masked your personal fishy smell ;)

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PrincessPesa 20

Ew, what is this, a Vagisil ad?! "Ladies, your ****** shouldn't smell like fish- unless you're swimming with them!"

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JohnnyGraves 12

Am I the only one thinking sex where fishing boats are means some nasty infections and uti's?

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's just nastyy.

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corypoops 5

Wtf who has sex in dirty water like that

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Streetracer15 9

Hey having sex on a boat could be fun, if the current picks up or there are waves it would feel like your having sex on a water bed ;)

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groupleader 7

Doesn't matter...still had that fishy smell.

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