Sex and Intimacy: Sexy talk

Sexy talk

By suckstosuck - 23/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Dana Point

Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML

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By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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By keepsmiling - 02/09/2009 11:19 - France

Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML

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By unforgettablee - 29/04/2013 07:08 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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By milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

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jsp16 24

Tuesday 23 July 2013 12:13

Is your boyfriend Chris Brown?

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Tuesday 23 July 2013 12:16

I guess he's not into the whole 'lets do some kinky shit in bed thing' huh?

Comments

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 23 July 2013 12:39

You DID say you were getting freaky. That's pretty ******* freaky.

Jenn2021 8

Tuesday 23 July 2013 12:40

That escalated quickly. If kinky was what he was going for he missed the mark.

meherm 11

Tuesday 23 July 2013 13:02

Actually it's more where she was going for. He seemed totally uninterested in it.

8born8 18

Tuesday 23 July 2013 12:48

Aaaaand it's gone.

Dessert_ed_FML 9

Tuesday 23 July 2013 12:54

*moment ruined*

Dessert_ed_FML 9

Tuesday 23 July 2013 12:57

or 50 Shades of Kinky BDSM..

meherm 11

Tuesday 23 July 2013 13:01

You have to remember all men have different fetishes/turn ons etc. Your boyfriend doesn't seem to be into the kinky stuff. Especially since he didn't go along with it when you told him to spank you therefore you should've stopped there. Talk these things out before assuming he'll be into it to save yourself the embarrassment.

annie_nk 22

Tuesday 23 July 2013 13:07

It seems the blood flow to his head in his pants affected his head on his shoulders because it doesn't sound like he thought before he spoke.

Damned_Architect 25

Tuesday 23 July 2013 13:15

OP, your boyfriend is failing to understand what taking charge (AKA, being a Dom) is about. Either you have to train him or loose him.

TheBrochure 22

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:50

You are failing to understand that things like this are not simply black and white. There are at least... 50 Shades of Gray in between.

Damned_Architect 25

Tuesday 23 July 2013 22:00

Gotta admit, that was a good comeback!

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 23 July 2013 13:24

I'm just guessing here, but you didn't flirt much like this before. Which might be why he wasn't getting it. shame, but if it makes you feel better I'm sure all the guys who read your post will spank you! Lol