Silver linings

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 18:42 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
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Jaywin 3

He was pretty insensitive if he knew you wanted to have kids. Although the no condom thing is good news.

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Jem0_0 0

He's just looking on the positive side

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JuJuBeeSunshine 0

@ #189. Well, you probably won't be the only person with whom she's having sex. I'm just saying. Bad sex kills relationships.

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Ms_Thingie 0

Maybe he was looking at the bright side of it and it sounds like it dident bother him...... But anyway that was a funny fml well sort of just what he said was funny lol

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calliemahzoo 0

That's about what I said when my boyfriend told me he was sterile... :P

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GreenAlbatross 3

Well...at least he didn't flip out and dump you on the spot.

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oscar7753 0

lmfao thats wat i woulda said also

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guitarheaven789 0

Can I cum over?

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theking12369 0

he was supposed to break up with the infertile disgrace!!

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jerseychickityy 12

you could still have a future with him, you could always adopt a less fortunate child.

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