Sketchy

By Notadrinkanddriveidiot - 07/12/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
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ShiningCelebi 1

I'm sorry, but if you think people should drive only when they're at their peak mental alertness and physical condition, that's just dumb. And if you've never done any of those things, it's because you don't drive.

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DocBastard 38

No, it's because we are responsible people. Go **** yourself with your holier-than-thou bullshit.

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bibbster18 11

I lol'd in class while reading this...

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dancersinger124 7

That's hilarious. ;)

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justchilling307 4

You shouldn't drink and drive. You have to drink then drive haha

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Smidget1 0

So, not a single person here has driven tired, or has texted while driving, or something that put u at below "peak mental and physical condition"? Drunk driving can and does kill ppl, but statistically, its not any more dangerous than driving while tired, texting, or emotional. Drunk driving is avoidable though... Being tired isnt. Thats the only difference.

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Eviemeli 16

It's the difference that makes the difference.

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someguy314159265 15

Just so you know, driving while texting can also be avoided, and if you do it, you are just as stupid as if you drove drunk.

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Smidget1 0

Thank u 119 u got the point of wat i was saying

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sweet2u22 9

Then don't drink and drive, idiot.

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