Sketchy

By Notadrinkanddriveidiot - 07/12/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
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ohno0421 1

And it's peoples stupid decision like yours that got my friend killed. I bet if you got in a wreck because of a drunk driver you'd raise hell but since you didn't wreck it's all ok? F'ing idiot. You make me sick.

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rubberduckie94 13

i hope you got arrested amd then during the car search they found the left over drugs from your friend getting high and all of them got arrested. you are insane if you think anyone would have sympathy for you. hope you enjoyed the couple thousand or so being arrested for dwi cost you. not to mention the on going jump in the price of your insurance rates

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chels1994 11

Even though what your friend said was pretty funny, you're all still idiots for drinking then driving home

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valleyshooter 8

I'm just gonna say ppl. first of I've seen a lot of retards on the rds who got into stupid accidents. turns out they were just stupid and not impaired. Not saying this cuz I'm all for drinking and driving. I'm just saying 69 has a point. secondly if the government actually cared about our lives they would make it law that all vehicles come with a breathalyzer. What's another 300 to 700 dollars of installation when your already buying a new car.

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JayAyyEmm 0

Now you're the droids he wants.

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acidfoxxx 0

All u ******* hypocrites bitching about him drinking and driving have prolly done shit more dangerous. Like texting and driving... Talking to u ladies! I no way support drinking and driving.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Ladies? **** you. Guys are just as bad with texting and driving.

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mikeypairguy 1

That is funny as hell!!! I would have pissed my sides laughing!!! (not about the drinking and driving part I might add!!)

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SobrietyKills 14

What a sexist and amazingly retarded statement. Texting and driving isn't worse than drunk driving (they're around the same level imo) but this ******* idiot was drunk while driving and he deserves what he got. You're a ******* moron if you think we're hypocrites especially when you don't know he majority of the people here.

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