Slippery when wet

By blewidstepr - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
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kicker33663 0

that's cause your 3 year old has 2 inches to aim versus however much distance your husband has to aim

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xGabri3L 3

I'm on the toilet.

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mwheatley8991 0

aim isn't always the problem, it splashes too

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maskedman 9

I can see that the OP doesn't understand the science of male urination. First, of course your son is going to have better aim. He's closer to the toilet. Second, getting the pee into the toilet is not as simple as pointing your dick in the right direction. Especially after having sex and you have three different streams coming out of your shaft.

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skyeyez9 24

Then why not sit down to pee after having sex, if you know it is going to spray in different directions? Stand up to pee when you know it isnt gonna be all weird and spray everywhere.

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MuchDance90s 0

whaaaaaat? 3 different streams?! been having sex for like 14 years and I didnt know this??!!! (I am female)

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thorman78 1

Agreed. It's the worst. I usually do this crazy leg-cramping half-squat standing over the toilet and facing the tank so I don't get it on every surface in the bathroom. If anyone ever saw me I'd probably hang myself. But that's what it takes. And to #92, I've tried. It is almost impossible and feels like you're trying to dismember your member (since it usually takes a while to "calm down" as it were). #101, There's just one "stream" but it's going to come out in about a hundred directions. I swear it's like taking a garden hose and putting it about half an inch from the wall. It will go *everywhere* except forward. Now you know.

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massivelyskilled 0

i hate FMLs which start with "Today i REALIZED" because it is much easier for people to use "found out" and "saw". yeah. please respond with whatever you have to say about this.

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docscientist 9

I'm sorry if realized is such a foreign word to you.

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MRobvious750 0

51- or you could quit complaining about things that don't matter.

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MuchDance90s 0

today I realized that some idiots on Fml don't know more than 300 English words. much like a parrot.

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phatdaddy62 23

Hey! My parrot knows way more than 300 words!

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ShrukiantheMad 0

today, I realized that sone people are, in fact, so afflicted by their downsyndrome that they can not comprehend realize

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brozorz 0

i have better aim than my dad as well

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Firi 0

women don't understand that it's not just based on aiming. There is force and speed involved. it's hard to get everything to work your way to get the perfect straight stream..it's science

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Pl0xs 0

Who gives a shit. How is this a fml? People are dying because they can't eat

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xDeathAbove 2

the dad probably showing his son a new way to pee.

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