Slippery when wet

By blewidstepr - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
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kicker33663 0

that's cause your 3 year old has 2 inches to aim versus however much distance your husband has to aim

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xGabri3L 3

I'm on the toilet.

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LoonyKev 0

maybe ur husband wasnt fortunate in his toddler days, for someone to potty train him...

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sadistmonkey 19

Tima, I can tell without even looking at your profile that you're a girl based on your ignorance on the subject. It is not a simple task to aim and I'm sure most guys will agree with me. That said, it is definitely everyone's responsibility to clean up after themselves if they do miss.

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instantmusic 4

I dunno...I for one can write my name in cursive with my stream. But you're right, even then crazy shit happens sometimes. Its like firing from a gun, where somehow the barrel is pointing in a slightly different direction each time(and somehow doesn't explode).

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sadistmonkey 19

Sure, but aiming it in the bowl every time is like writing your name in cursive in exactly the same place with exactly the same letter size and shape every single time.

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Soloman212 28

Umm no not really, it's like doing that except you have an error allowance of about 2 feet.

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ChantelRenaeee 0

I think someone needs to be potty trained!!

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HeavyMetalViking 0

*face palm* OP, you don't shake it when you're peeing, you shake it after.

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Lol, I didn't see the gender before. This is supposed to be directed to your husband.

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ProhibitionRose 14

maybe she likes to hold it occasionally

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enonymous 8

I like most men just let it hang and where it goes is where it was meant to be. it's like watching a fire hose with no one holding it.

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ribbyc80 0

why do men get in shit for not putting the toilet seat down, since we have farther to aim, it should be always up!!

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saraheve1188 5

Don't worry. As a girl living in a house of brothers, not one of the guys can aim properly. My boyfriend came over and missed too... The seat is always dirty when I use the bathroom after them.

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CitrusGirl 0

My brother used to be like that. My mom and I got sick of it and called him to the bathroom to clean it every time he left pee on the seat. Now he has perfect aim.

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catatonicsleep 17

wish that would work on my brother... we have 2 bathrooms so we say one is for the men and one for the women, but my brother still goes in ours and pees on the seat :(

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instantmusic 4

Thats still unacceptable, hitting the seat is fine, it happens. Not cleaning it afterwards is WTF.

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SteelCladAngel 0

put the seat up before pissing... problem solved id rather put the seat down every time than clean piss off it.

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amadan 0

All guys get bad .... streams every now and again it happens even if you aim perfect. Not cleaning up afterwards is totally inconsiderate though

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docscientist 9

Well, your 3 year old is much closer to the bowl

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california283 6

practice makes perfect .. keep on peeing

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