Smash the Patriarchy

By Alfie4 - 05/03/2012 22:30 - United Kingdom

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Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horseshit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML
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lthoyal 8

I sense a castration for your son in the near future.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Time to train that child! Be a parent and teach them to respect women... It any romantic partner regardless of gender for that matter

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agm77 9

Your son sounds like a jerk. He doesn't respect you or his girlfriend Sorry OP.

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jackipdoc 31

OP sounds like a fantastic guy. Too bad the son isn't the same

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Superllama12 11

My mouse was obscuring the "to" of "came to" and I started wondering if you were some sick sadomasochist

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Calyx_fml 21

Have you forgotten what it's like to be a young man raging with testosterone and lacking maturity to know how to handle it? Testosterone is a hell of a drug.

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megapeyt 17

Amen to that ^^^

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downtime 12

121, *facepalm* How did you get a single thumb up?

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DocBastard 38

Uh, no. OP is a man. And Calyx was referring to his son anyway.

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WCARlover 34

Wow, this FML was really well written for not having much substance to it

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ZuRG_fml 7

Holy wow, that kid needs help. Get him to a therapist and/or scared straight.

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skyeyez9 24

Did you raise him to be like that? You should have set his ass straight.

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tygerarmy 35

Most parents seem to have forgotten how to do that. If your child is doing something wrong or dumb take corrective action. Until they're legally adults they're your responsibility. How about you do something about it.

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perdix 29

Tell him to get extra girlfriends.

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Petunia888 13

Do blow up dolls qualify?

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coldashell 23

I suppose blowup dolls work. Doesn't matter, had sex.

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perdix 29

#30, OK, I'll allow blow-up dolls. (I'm being a bit lenient because you're cute ;) )

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thisiscat 14

82- winky faces lead to kinky places..

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2oc 5

If i were you I would've thrown a sock at him and told him to shut the f*** up.

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rattusrattus 18

I wouldn't want to throw a sock at him. You'd never see it again. You'd never WANT to see it again.

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2oc 5

Exactly my point. I think a sock is a good exchange for some peace and quiet.

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biasedshooter 24

You sound like someone to bring a problem to -sarcasm

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