Smash the Patriarchy

By Alfie4 - 05/03/2012 22:30 - United Kingdom

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Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horseshit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML
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lthoyal 8

I sense a castration for your son in the near future.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Time to train that child! Be a parent and teach them to respect women... It any romantic partner regardless of gender for that matter

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bosu_no_youna 0

Wow, your son sounds like the stereotypical high school douchebag

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chuckcloninger 12

Perhaps you could introduce him to the wonderful world of masturbation. Just to give the girlfriend an occasional moments rest?

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theevilduchess 12

Beat your ******* kid!

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PenguinSwag47 0

Violence is always the best solution.

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theevilduchess 12

worked for me...

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jwebster 8

Hand his GF a pair of scissors and tell her to use them to give him a handy.

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HunterAlpha1 8

shoulda taught him better OP. not too late either, a belt to the ass will do it.

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kristindabomb 12

I hate when people word FMLs like this. It just screams pretentious imo.

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graphicstyle7 17

Everyone has different needs... you sound very hyper-critical and hard to talk to.

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