Sex, Teenagers and Intimacy: Smash the Patriarchy

Smash the Patriarchy

By Alfie4 - 05/03/2012 22:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horseshit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my son came to complain that all he and his girlfriend do is have sex, yet never talk to each other. As his dad, I tried to give him good advice, but as his mom makes me miserable every time she opens her mouth, it was a struggle to think what to say. In fact, he’s living my idea of paradise. FML

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Armchair psychologist

By Mom - 27/11/2023 07:30

Today, I spent yet another lunch venting to my best friend about how much I hate my teenage son's girlfriend, thinking he should be with someone less outspoken. Apparently she got tired of listening because she eventually snapped, "Oh for god's sake, just admit you want to fuck your son already!" and left. FML

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Protips from Dad

By Anonymous - 08/01/2023 15:00

Today, my son asked his mom about sex, so she talked about love, marriage, God, affection and all that bollocks, missing the point that he wanted to know about having good sex since he has a girlfriend now, so I explained all the wet, squishy practical bits of sex. Now my wife is mad at me. FML

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By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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Young love

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 17:02

Today, I walked in on my son having sex with his girlfriend. An hour later, I did it again and got quite annoyed, and yelled at them for having sex again. He said, "What do you mean again? We haven’t finished yet." My son has been having sex for over an hour. Man, do I feel inadequate. FML

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Motormouth

By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 17:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were riding in the back seat of his mom’s car and she kept talking at him non-stop. He responded only in grunts. When at some point I informed her that her son had been asleep for several minutes, she just kept on talking to him anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

By Mom - 17/07/2023 15:00

Today, I told my 21 year-old son he either has to break up with his girlfriend, who fills his head with lies about me, or I'd stop speaking to him. He laughed and said he'd fine with us not speaking ever again. FML

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By get the fuck out! - 04/07/2023 22:00

Today, I overheard my husband’s disgusting misogynist brother saying that I shouldn’t be allowed to discipline my son, because “it’ll turn him into one of those pussy ass soyboy simps that listens to bitches.” My husband didn’t even back me when I told the douche to leave our house. FML

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Get out of there!

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Durham

Today, after I can't count how many times, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to break MORE things in our home, because I asked him not to let our son speak to me rudely. His response, "He said 'OK' so you should have shut up." Basically, he's raising my kid to treat me like he does. FML

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lthoyal 8

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:11

I sense a castration for your son in the near future.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:16

Time to train that child! Be a parent and teach them to respect women... It any romantic partner regardless of gender for that matter

Comments

Jannettecooks 1

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:47

This is no joke/lie: my family calls itself Pro-************. If you can't take care of yourself, how do you ever expect someone else to be able too? You, as his mom, should have taught him that he should be handling his business by himself.

AmbrosiaWriter 17

Tuesday 6 March 2012 6:02

Uhm. OP is his father. Check out the information under the FML.

mfayem 15

Tuesday 6 March 2012 7:13

Moms! Now come as male!

Jannettecooks 1

Tuesday 6 March 2012 20:34

My mistake for thinking he was a she!!!! Sorry OP!!!! Still, I don't get my second reply... Wth does that mean? I would never tell my dad that, so that's why I assumed it was directed at his mom. Maybe it would be different if I were a guy, but my brother would go to my mom too...

anneboleyn994 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:55

It would be unfair to say 'YDI because you raised him.' Parents can't always help it if their kids turn out to be assholes, can they? Hopefully it's not too late to teach him basic respect...

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 6 March 2012 6:46

Good news and bad news. Good news, he's not just a misogynistic bastard. He can be a psychopathic asshole to guys too! Bad news, ........ practically Everything else involving your son Sorry. Bush up on your law, buy a blue shirt, and take his "college fund" and turn it into a "lawyer fund" *shrugs* When life hands ya lemons right?

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 6 March 2012 6:54

*Brush Damn iPhone! I should really make editing a higher priority than reading the comments as I go >.< Ah well. -end useless extra comment-

at1325 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 7:16

I see it says your a male, therefore his father. I would step in and reeducate him and instill proper values into him. As the same sex parent his views on the roles for a man in a relationship should come from you. Sit down with him and teach him to respect other people and to better understand his role in romantic relationships.

SheepShoop_fml 20

Tuesday 6 March 2012 7:34

Glad you're not that way. Kudos to you, buddy. Now you gotta whip that kid into some good shape. Get him to see why he's being an idiot, and even if he has such a high sex drive there are better, less destructive outlets than treating his girlfriend like meat with a hole. But seriously, whoop his ass.

rulingtomax 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 7:35

I sense a beating coming soon

Matty1188 6

Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:52

YDI. Be a real parent and try to get your son to look at it from the gf's point of view. He needs to respect her, too. Maybe you should have taught him that.

final_rest 3

Tuesday 6 March 2012 10:18

YDI for being a crappy parent and zoning out. YDI for being a crappy parent in general who demands no respect. And finally, YDI for being a man and using the word "misogynist".

alki_fml 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 10:19

Children tend to learn by example. You're setting a great one, judging from the tone of your FML you are just as immature as he is. You brought this one on yourself.