Smash the Patriarchy

By Alfie4 - 05/03/2012 22:30 - United Kingdom

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Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horseshit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML
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lthoyal 8

I sense a castration for your son in the near future.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Time to train that child! Be a parent and teach them to respect women... It any romantic partner regardless of gender for that matter

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HannahWho 8

Ground his ass for the next six months until he learns some respect. Then take him to a doctor to see if your kid might be a nympho.

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Petunia888 13

I hope you told him that he was boring you when he got mad at you. And use that same wording, too. Heehee.

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1crabbygirl 10

Especially since he's 'zoning out' on it? Gees, be a parent!

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rubberduckie94 13

My question is why would you even let him go on like that to you. You are his parent and should demand more respect than that from him. It's one thing if it is a genuine problem, but gosh actually on thinking about it he either needs a psych exam or is the most spoiled kid I have read about in awhile.

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downtime 12

41, Part of parenting is listening to what your child considers a problem. He's asking for advice, not lecturing. Whether you think its a real issue or not you fail as a parent if you don't make some attempt to understand and educate your child when they come to you with an issue. I wonder what left the child to reach a point where he thought only of himself? Surely with excellent parenting skills like this individual you'd expect it must be from some outside source corrupting him...

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rubberduckie94 13

I think by the way this fml was worded his son was basically whining because things were not going the way he wanted them too. If you are a parent and tell me you have never zoned out when your kids are just complaining incessantly for something stupid I will call you a liar. Then the son started to spout abuse at his dad because his dad did not take his side? I think that is where the dad was trying to show his son some instruction. But honestly none of this means anything. If he is old enough to have sex and comfortably complain about not getting enough to his dad he is way to old to be taught any manners.

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downtime 12

"My son asked me for advice". His words, not mine. If you are zoning out when people are talking you may have to work on your concentration and focusing abilities, especially if its long enough to miss an entire part of a conversation.

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misvenus000 4

Ydi! Be a parent and tell him how disrespectful it is. Don't whine about how self centered he's behaving. Makes you look like a bad parent. AND he's probably yelling at you because you DON'T listen to him. Would indicate a reason why he's disrespectful. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

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alexicanaaa 7

I'm sorry, near constant need? Dang.

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robberry 11

Um.... Shouldn't you have given him a lecture at this point.

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monkiki62 5

Wow just whomp him. Talking to kids does not help even tho these politically correct parents claim it works which is bull the kids just walk all over them. you need to state why he is wrong while giving him tough love. Like tell him he's being a *****. Lol

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rubberduckie94 13

I would have to agree. Our kids know they can talk to us about anything and often times they do, but they also know to show respect to us as we also will show to them. But they also know if they Are acting like brats we will surely call them on it. Too many kids are allowed today to think the world revolves around them. I am not saying all kids, but too many parents are more concerned with themselves and or being a friend to their kids instead of training them up to be decent people. And it is the parents fault when this happens not the kids.

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glittercookies 12

Your son sounds like a jerk. But ignoring him isn't going to help fix him. You should be concerned over the crap coming from his mouth: and try to correct it. Not zone out. Also, what is up with all of these parental FMLs and insulting their kids? You raised them.

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