Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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tooGee24 0

he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it

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jay4who7 0

nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!

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risforrrrcuhh 0

At least he wasn't fornicating in public without you.

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DineshKarthikesu 0

Well, they're not gonna let him get off that easily.

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jfarrow9703 11

well at least he was just jerkin it, he could have been ****** yur best friend, or cousin or mother or sister or aunt or anybody else for that fact of the matter

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EvilDave 13

You forgot brother and other boyfriend.

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lilsmartie 0

that is. what you call a hob knocker

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triggerit 5

help him! perhaps he dreamed of you at this certain time....

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Haha, I just read about this last night in my Abnormal Psych text. Awesome stuff!

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