But I cured her of her illness. Still counts!

No where on the fml does it say that he didn't take precautions, lets not forget that they do fail from time to time.

I think he knows that he didn't "cure her" or else it wouldnt have been posted on here.

To numbers 39 & 51, read this.... sarcasm (ˈsɑːkæzəm) — n 1. mocking, contemptuous, or ironic language intended to convey scorn or insult Like 90% of all the posts

Why the f... is the only one with half a brain 16

Are you... Please tell me you're joking? I really don't understand how you could be so oblivious to the fact that OP was using bitter sarcasm. FIRST OF ALL, if you think pregnancy is a "vacation" you've obviously never talked to anyone who has been pregnant. Morning sickness, mood swings, weird cravings... Yeah, thats the kind of vacation that I wanna go on!! (In case you didn't catch that, I was being sarcastic(; ) And I'm sorry, but since when do you automatically know everything about OP's situation? For all you know they could be in their 20's (in which case OP would NOT have to worry about her parents) or the condom could have broken, or they could have been together for years (unlikely considering the tone of the FML but still possible) or an endless number of situations. So I guess my point is, please just think about what you say before you put your foot in your mouth. ^-^ But hey, props for making yourself look like a tool on the Internet, I'm proud of you :D

Umm they dont look like a tool they actually sound alot smarter than u just did :)

Somebody must currently have their illness.☝

Failing to recognise what is being said and then making wild accusations and assumptions doesn't make the person look smart...

152) Hmm, where should I begin? Well first of all, "don't" has an apostrophe in it because it's a compound word, second you need to add a comma after the word "tool", third "alot" is two words; a and lot. Oh, and "u" is not a word. Isn't grammar fun? :D There, have fun thumbing down my extreme grammar nazi comment. I've said what I needed to say ^-^

@spazz666 I just wanted to point out that you missed a period at the end of your last sentence - so you won't make that mistake a second time you decided to troll someone else. :D :D

140- You mad?

im only disliking your comment because he didn't "violate her"

Gee, sorry you don't like your name -- Kevin...

Sorry that my name offends you X(

Getting a baby is definitely not a plus. Ugly little shitmachines.

You were doing so good until you said "ppl"....

The whole reason people use contraceptives is because they're not mature/old/ready enough to take care of a child.

or you know, not getting/spreading STDs, that's also a thing

but they aren't 100% effective. so if you aren't 100% ready, you shouldn't bother.

Someone cant get laid

You sound like the gym teacher off of mean girls. " Don't have sex! You will get pregnant and die." But seriously there's a way around the whole pregnancy thing (apparently op didn't know of). You know, a condom. I think your comment should have said if your not Mature/old enough to use protection you shouldn't have sex. -_-

NIt's a possibility that she was using the pill or another hormonal contraceptive and it didn't work 100%. They probably thought that they didn't need condoms if she was taking a contraceptive.

Are you a virgin? That's a very virgin thing to say.

I'm 30 and married, but we don't want children. Do you really think we shouldn't be having sex? Haha. Sex has other functions, and abstinence is just stupid advice for consenting adults. I take hormonal birth control and we use condoms, knowing that both forms could fail. If they do, there's abortion. There's nothing irresponsible about that.

You are very obviously a Virgin

How'd you know I had a stump :(

My twins weren't planned. They aren't even here yet but I never thought they would ruin my life!!! Did I want to be a mom? Not right now, maybe in a year or two, but I won't trade it for the world!

Congrats on the twins, and hope everything goes well with them.

Where does it say he thinks the baby will **** up his life? Everyone has the oh shit moment when they find out they are having a baby. It's called shock and it goes away.

67, he posted this on FML. Think about what that acronym stands for.

Lol @87 thanks for really telling her what the site means.... Didn't realize people didnt know lol. Grats on the oncoming baby though if you're younger than 17 apply to be on a show you might make it :-P good luck though

82 plenty of people post stuff on here that doesn't actually **** up their lives they are just annoyed/surprised/in a complaining mood...

I agree, the OP needs to do what's right for him. From the sound of things, that means offering to pay for an abortion and hoping like **** the girl says yes.

Wow, talk about ignorance. Abortions shouldn't be used as a form of birth control. If you think you can handle the sex, then you can handle the results.

Wow, talk about ignorance. I didn't say abortions shouldn't be used as a form of birth control, I just suggested the OP take advantage of his right to free choice and try to talk his girlfriend into not bringing another unwanted baby into the world. Sex isn't just for making babies, and my wife and I have the abortion plan in place for if we have the OP's problem.

I'm pretty sure what you just said counts as using abortions as a form of birth control. I agree that sex isn't just for making babies, but when you're doing it for pleasure, use contraceptives. Condoms AND birth control pills. And if she still gets pregnant, then it was meant to be, and you should raise the child. And yes, "having the abortion plan in place" is pure ignorance. I'm not pro-life, but an ex girlfriend did have an abortion behind my back, and it's not something I condone. Abortions should be used for pregnancy resulting from rape and sexual abuse, not because you weren't careful enough!

There's no such thing as meant to be. We control our destiny through science in this day and age. If the condom fails, Med grade vacuum is an acceptable last resort. Preserving your way of life is all that matters in this shithole of a world we live in, and I'll be damned if a baby messes up mine. Go push your esoteric sense of morality someplace else.