Cats and Animals: Sorry Mr Whiskers

Sorry Mr Whiskers

By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 039

You deserved it 38 066

Back to School: Quiproquos and Notebooks
Laugh at back-to-school mishaps, with dazed students and overwhelmed teachers! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 663

You deserved it 96 605

By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 457

You deserved it 6 071

Fatal decision

By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 791

You deserved it 2 529

By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 050

You deserved it 14 809

Say sorry to Mr Whiskers!

By Anonymous - 10/05/2021 14:01

Today, I awoke to my cat sitting on my chest. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't tried to get her off. She promptly went crazy and scratched me. My fiancée, who was sleeping next to me, hit me, called me cruel, and told me to apologize to the cat. I did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 930

You deserved it 326

Tactful

By petlover - 23/11/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I had to put my 17 year-old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 224

You deserved it 3 868

Sorry little buddy

By Sorry kitty - 23/11/2022 16:00

Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 883

You deserved it 208

NEVER JOKE ABOUT FLUFFY

By Sheepiebeepie - 11/08/2017 04:30

Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 139

You deserved it 447

Weird reason

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:33 - United States - Antioch

Today, my girlfriend furiously bitched me out because I got more upset about my phone screen cracking than when she told me about the death of her cat. We hadn't even met when her cat died. Did she expect me to burst into tears from hearing the story? Guess who's single again… FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 145

You deserved it 3 451

Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 671

You deserved it 42 589

badluckross 21

Thursday 10 April 2014 5:34

I think I'm going to cry.

hazardmuffin 21

Thursday 10 April 2014 5:36

This is probably the most awful FML I've ever read. I'm sorry about your cat, OP :(

Comments

genericfmluser 17

Thursday 10 April 2014 19:31

This fml just makes me sad. I'm sorry O.P.

stumpyj 10

Thursday 10 April 2014 19:36

I read this last night and cried myself to sleep. I'm sorry for your loss OP.

sicksadworld1317 30

Thursday 10 April 2014 19:37

OP- I am sorry for your loss. It could have happened to any unsuspecting pet owner having a bad day :( You gave him a good life, and wherever his little kitty soul is now- he's not thinking about his last moments. The hurt didn't last long. Looking over the comments- you, OP, are responsible for hundreds of cat lovers giving their cats lots of extra love and attention after reading this. You made cats all over the world happy today :) I know it doesn't take the hurt away, but it does give you points toward good karma and something happy to think about. That's pretty nifty :)

Twist805 1

Thursday 10 April 2014 19:53

Hey dick "not now go away" any chance you will go lay down and have a heart attack now ? Hope someone yells at you when your old and fragile

angelicdevil 16

Thursday 10 April 2014 20:05

You are being out of line. He didn't mean it. He isn't the reason for the cat having a heart attack.

chelseaalise 12

Thursday 10 April 2014 19:55

this actually made me kind of sad. poor lil kitty .

hayleyannah 15

Thursday 10 April 2014 19:57

This has to be the saddest fml I've ever read. Not your fault, you couldn't have known that would happen. Sorry for your loss.

Twisted_Angel 17

Thursday 10 April 2014 19:59

How sad... I don't think I could ever forgive myself for that. FYL indeed. :/

davincidasecond 24

Thursday 10 April 2014 20:13

This really tugged at the heartstrings. I couldn't imagine how shitty I'd feel if I did that to my dog. But you couldn't have known OP. My condolences :(