Special day

By buymeadrank - 30/04/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, it's my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears, and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML
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ultravioletbaby 0

Oh honey, I know exactly how you feel. I get them worse than anyone I know. Feel better. =[

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Mabel1989 0

Oh goodness, I've had my period (with crippling cramps and nausea) on my birthday pretty much every year since I got my period. It's hell. I know how you feel...it does suck. Oh and #3...I think she means the first day of THIS particular period.

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Anon_Coconut 0

Aw man, I'm sorry to hear that. I know what awful cramps are like.

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NightJack 0

On the positive, "Happy Birthday, Love My Uterus" is one of the most clever things I've ever seen on this website. You should write a book and that should be the title.

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elloelle 0

i think this one wins the award for most empathetic fml. as well as the one with the most comments in the category of medicine. nice...#6 and i think we should take Mother Nature out...she is so cruel.

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MiizMan 0

#3...the first day of her period of the MONTH. it doesnt mean her first period ever in her life.

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Mnemo_fml 0

Aww...poor buymeadrank. Celebate twice as hard in a week ;)

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Xeeon 0

ew I didn't need to know that :P

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xxnickiixx 0

ohh.that sucks.sorry to hear that.

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Q_0 0

Ahhhhhhhh that sucks so bad! I hate that. YLIF

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lovergirl9008 0

i know how you feel. i get that every period.

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