Stay classy

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 19:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML
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wrgfml 0

Sorry he was such a jerk. He was probably real nervous and blurted. At least that'sy hope. Congrats on the bazongas.

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bummervacation 10

I think you were better off without that asshole.

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traze 7

So...do they love it or not?

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babez11 0

at least ur dad thinks u hav nice ****

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Phelx 0

so do you #42 XP. But OP it Is kinda weird for him to say that.

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perdix 29

Why did you bring your drums to meet your dad for the first time? Or are you some kind of bazonga virtuoso like Buddy Rich or Neil Peart?

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xMafia 0

I wonder how she even fit those drums in her shirt.

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perdix 29

How can she keep drums in her shirt? That's where ladies keep their gazongas.

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xMafia 0

And think, he was probably debating what to say to you the whole day, and THATS what he came up with.

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SuperVanessa 0

he was just trying to make a mammory...I mean memory :-p

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benJ13_fml 5

bazongas?? What is it?? But what I can see the other comments, it's not a good conversation between a dad and his daughter, they seen each other long time ago.. be strong, you live without him all your life.. So keep living this, that's the best you can do :)

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