Gross and Love: Strategic

Strategic

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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You deserved it 40 950

By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

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Party zone!!

By helloworld92 - 31/01/2009 20:33 - United States

Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple smirnoff, I puked up the Chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML

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Kcired 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:14

YDI and its stupid, if you have feelings for him, dont you think making out with someone else would completely blow him off??? why dont you.. oh i dont know.. TALK to him?

Ughsucks 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:13

Yes because the best solution to an ex being around is to make out with someone you've never seen before. Clearly your deduction is faultless.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:22

Your feelings for your ex seem be be that you feel you are entitled to be a jerk.

scottyyy 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:39

If i were your ex, and i saw you making out with a drunk guy you've never met, and your not drunk, i would laugh in your face and then laugh harder when he pukes. YDI

larforever 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:42

Haha you deserve that nastiness.

Casualt1234 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:44

i don't understand why people do things like this. if you like him, why would making out with someone else help your situation? if you want to win him back, give him a reason to want to be back with you (personality, charm, etc) but then again, it is evident you don't have anything positive about you. YDI. think about developing a personality.

Six_and_the_Moon 3

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:49

If the feelings you claim to have for him were actually legitimate, you would not want to intentionally hurt him. You were acting on selfishness alone, and were rewarded appropriately. If you actually care about him, try thinking about his happiness, rather than your own.

soccerstar6115 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:55

If u really wanted to make him jealous make out with his best friend!!!!

Phallus_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:56

Did it taste good at least?

xcchick 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:59

don't ever try to impress, it always turns out bad.

heyyou1203 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:01

#55, and guys are soooo smart?? Like when they get drunk and break shit just for fun, pee on random shit (or people)?? STFU And lol #56, I totally thought of that FML when I saw this, too!