Love, Embarrassing and Friends: Suave

Suave

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML

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You deserved it 47 863

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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You deserved it 132 939

Denied

By uglyswimmer - 23/04/2009 01:58 - United States

Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML

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Dick move

By Anonymous - 27/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a gorgeous girl was making eyes at me in a cafe, and she actually came and said hi to me. Before I could say hi back, my brother said to her, “Stop making eyes at my boyfriend you slut.” She left upset and I wanted to murder him. He thought it was the best prank ever. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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You deserved it 341

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

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You deserved it 7 218

By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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You deserved it 5 726

By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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You deserved it 2 983

By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

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You deserved it 58 545

By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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PositiveChillout 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:37

Is that how you define "making a move"? By asking about holiday preferance? That right there is a fail. And for the record, it's damn creepy when people batt their eyes; damn creepy.

steph_darling 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:41

wow. i dont know about you guys, but when i'm trying to score with a guy i ask him about his favourite holiday. they all think its so hot. xD

Comments

NoMercy_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:36

I can not comment because I am to busy thinking of a suitable punishment for that ******* fail/creepy flirt. Go **** yourself because obviously your brothers friend isn't going to.

ohdamn_fml 2

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:41

It's called game. Get some.

FMLwrestler 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:49

#70 of course I talked too much, there was so many mistakes to point out! BTW #70 I wasn't "turning it into religion"... I know you don't like to talk about religion obviously, but it's hard to not make it "about religion" when HER ENTIRE DIALOGUE THERE WAS "WHICH WAS BETTER, CHRISTMAS OR EASTER?"!!!! PRETTY SURE THAT'S RELIGIOUS, AM I RIGHT? I mean, or are you one of those hypocrites who celebrates a holiday and then doesn't even know or care about what they're actually celebrating? If so, you're a joke. I'd never celebrate something I don't personally like or believe in. That's pathetic

xobeachbabe 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:49

# 12, you are the idiot ,he just reworded it differently dumbass anywyas I agree with everyone else, that is not the way to get a guy's attention or to "flirt" with him

chazstah 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:56

== hate people like you got no life and ya gotta try hit on ur bros mates. its really annoying y'knoww?

xiloveyoux3 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 4:04

#12 I think #4 was talking in the guy's point of view.

ohhsnapp 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 4:04

ok seriously? you asked what ur favorite holiday is? i think you deserved it just for that. what if he was jewish or muslim? hm? haha. well thats just an epic fail right there anyway.