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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

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ElMundio87 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:03

complain to the president, and you might get a free beer

Tubasaurus 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:17

Because people that rob houses never run right? Hurray for dumbass police officers!

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HotSauce_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:29

Fake

SpitFyre 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:33

Lol agreed.

TotallyAwesome 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:36

Just sue them. They obviously didn't follow standard procedure.

9az00 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:56

I can't stand power hungry cops. Call the ACLU. they'll tear that pig a new asshole!

sportygal85 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 21:01

go to the media and make an ass out of them. and sue them.

Dragonmouth 4

Saturday 1 August 2009 21:49

Dammit, looks like everyone beat me to the Obama jokes.

Mexistache 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 21:52

Stupid Pigs!

SizeMayVary 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 22:10

I hate Obama

chowyuk 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 22:12

YDI for running in all black carrying a tv

breeanna16 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 22:28

I would of Roflmao'd if you were a girl, but i only lol'd

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