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Ha. That reminds me of this one time, we were on vacation and a man in a blue F150 kidnapped three kids. My step dad drives a blue F150, me, my brother and step brother were in the car. A cop pulled us over and asked if this man was our dad. My brother said he wasn't. It was along day.
Did your brother got in massive trouble? Follow up follow up please?
Ay ay ay
Sue sue sue! :)
That's some fine detective work there, Lou.
cops will never apologize. I was tackled and put in a hammerlock once b/c I happened to be wearing blue jeans and a white shirt that matched a description of a drug dealer they were looking for. a witness who reported the dealer was supposed to come and ID me, but never showed up. they let me go after about 20 minutes of that bullshit. no apologies.
What are you wearing while you run? If you're running wearing a singlet and shorts, then the police are dumbass.
yea... the police suck like that. they ******* suck. sorry to hear about that man. Ive been arrested a bunch of times for things I didnt do, spent time in jail. I got a severe case of the ****-its now for the rest of my life. FML
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complain to the president, and you might get a free beer
Because people that rob houses never run right? Hurray for dumbass police officers!