Health, Sports, ACAB and Cops: Suspect

Suspect

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

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You deserved it 2 849

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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By fuckinghicks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML

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By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

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Help yourself

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Westwood

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML

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Renegade

By Anonymous - 23/04/2023 06:00

Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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Rough

By aarone23 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

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STOP! THIEF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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ElMundio87 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:03

complain to the president, and you might get a free beer

Tubasaurus 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:17

Because people that rob houses never run right? Hurray for dumbass police officers!

Comments

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 5:09

#98 hyozanryu - are you seriously bitching about grammar in a FML post???? And if you really wanna be a douche about something so pointless, there's a little thing called personification. It's where you give human characteristics to animals and inanimate objects. So, is a house getting robbed grammatically correct? Yes. Now **** off grammar freak.

Hyozanryu 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 11:51

Your ******* name is fuzzy walnuts, I don't have to listen to you.

master565 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 6:00

that what u get for exersizing

midwest4life 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 7:51

**** the pigsssss

pace_pusher 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:32

Hey ass wipe. Yeah the guy should have gotten an apology or restitution, but there are good cops and bad cops, as like every profession. You know what, the cops keep our cities safe and if you want to be a douche and call them pigs. I hope you get screwed and the cops do nothing about it.

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 8:09

Why are cops such n00bs these days.

sofiesmurf 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 8:24

as soon as i read this, i knew it happened in massachusetts

mrnicety 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 10:03

Is your penis ok?

muffinsareyummy 1

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:14

call obama. he'll make sure to insult the policemen for you.

theintrollama 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:29

Sue?

Polygon 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:35

bull shit, they HAVE to read you your miranda rights and tell you why you are being arrested. the cops can lose their jobs over that if you take legal action.