Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
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iAlissa 34

Maybe the woman respects herself enough not to sleep with a stranger

jensen21 19

When you use "finally gave in" it seems like you were definitely harassing her.

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VasNormandy 14

Maybe you should be less aggressive with your intentions and things like this wouldn't happen.

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drshn 22

totally agree with you. Be nice dude.

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BasketGhost 17

You seem like a douche.

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addioty 19

Good for her! You really need to learn the meaning of no.

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TheCerealKiller 24

Well. Sounds like your mother did raise you that way. The solution to this is obvious. Look towards your window and yell, "THE BEACONS HAVE BEEN LIT, GONDOR CALLS FOR AID." then run out.

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TheCerealKiller 24

I sense there is a lot of rustled jimmies and not enough LOTR fans.

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queerdragon 20

Okay, precious, gimli a second, I just have to axe you. Are you in the hobbit of making obscure LoTR comments? The ring is, elf you are, you might want to rethink doing it.

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TheCerealKiller 24

Rohan never answered so either way I'm screwed.

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queerdragon 20

I guess the Time of Man is not upon you.

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bobo_the_bear 5

Hilarious. Can't believe this got voted down

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ahippienamedrae 10

Smart girl right there.

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Thorzix 23

If you talk to a girl with the first thing in mind being to sleep with her, you ******* deserved it.

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Wakachulak 22

Are you telling me there's straight guys out there who talk to girls without that thought in mind? I did not know that!

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pazuzus_intern 10

#84 I can't even count the different kinds of stupid breeding in that comment.

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Wakachulak 22

And yet, I would probably mop the floor with you in an IQ test. The only stupid people here is my hater gang and the hipster morons thinking jumping on the bandwagon makes them popular. It doesn't

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olpally 32

YDI, girls don't like being pressured like that you idiot. Show some respect. When she says no, it means no.

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Iamleftout 1

#20 You sound like such a gentleman. We definitely need more people like you.

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SexyQueen0905 24

"Sure I could get her to sleep with me"? Seriously? You're the type of guy Blurred Lines was written for. You sound like a douche, YDI. P.S. I am curious as to what your mother replied.

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