Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
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iAlissa 34

Maybe the woman respects herself enough not to sleep with a stranger

jensen21 19

When you use "finally gave in" it seems like you were definitely harassing her.

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martin8337 35

OP, how did she get your mom's number?

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Nyx_fml 23

Maybe she spent an hour looking in the white pages... or she could just called the contact named "Mom" on his phone, since she had it.

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VasNormandy 14

He have her his phone so she could put in her digits, instead she found the contact labeled "Mom" and called her.

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queerdragon 20

Yeah, this is why you don't hand your phone over to someone. They either steal it or call your mom.

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whymeplease44 8

it was his phone she was putting her number in on so he must have had his mom's number too

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Thale_fml 8

Did she say no? Did she tell you to leave her alone? Sounds like it from the way you worded that FML. If you want to sleep with a girl, that's totally fine. If you're asking a girl to sleep with you, that's also fine. What's not fine is coaxing or harassing someone into sleeping with you. That's just plain disrespectful.

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DWordHead16 19

I feel no sympathy for you, because you said that she finally had to give in, as if you wouldn't leave her alone and kept trying to get her to sleep with you. If she said no, you should have just left her alone. I'm glad she didn't fall for whatever you said to her.

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salpop 11

OP, you definitely deserved it. Badgering someone to "get" them to sleep with you until they "finally give in" -- what did you think you were doing? You were harassing her for your own gain. Good for her.

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jonahwalzer 12

Don't talk to girls just to sleep with them. Some actually have respect.

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

Sooo, sleeping with someone is disrespecting oneself? You learn something new every day.

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TheDrifter 23

Depends who you're sleeping with. A douchenozzle like op who pressured you into it, yeah, that would be disrespecting yourself.

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Xalandra 17

Yes, sleeping with someone you hardly know, who could have numerous STDs, who doesn't give two ***** about your well being, and who is essentially just using you as a sex toy is disrespecting yourself. Condoms do not protect from all STDs, and if the person is just trying to have a one night stand, do you really think they're gonna tell you if they have an STD or not? Just saying, there's a lot that could go wrong with casual, meaningless sex. When there's no trust, it's a lot more dangerous.

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jujuthefroggy_fml 16

I don't see how doing something dangerous and not respecting yourself are linked.... I did not know that extrem climbers have no self respect... If both just want to have fun, and protect themselves, and treat each other with respect, it seems to me that it is OK.

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jadefire15 17

You are a DUMBASS #288! You're comparing people having sex to people doing sports?! That's like comparing dogs to cats!

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