Cars, Road rage and Transportation: Tailgate party

Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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Rollin'

By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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Wrong way down a one-way street

By hello higher premiums, fuckwad - 25/08/2013 16:23 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML

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By tailgaterhater - 17/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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Unwarranted bitchiness

By lois2lane - 23/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML

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Ian7890 23

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:25

Just ignore them, that seems to do the trick

Ilikepie467 10

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:26

C4 IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER

Comments

A1BROS 4

Sunday 25 May 2014 2:32

Honestly you deserved this one. Dont let others dictate how you drive.

theycallmeodinz 1

Sunday 25 May 2014 4:39

thats why you carry a gun and shoot right through his windshield

awesomeamandas 37

Sunday 25 May 2014 9:50

And then go to prison for attempted murder with a deadly weapon, damage to property, concealing a weapon ect.

1jordan1 11

Sunday 25 May 2014 4:45

It's your own fault. If he wants to tailgate, let him. He's the one who will have to pay for it when he read ends you. You're not responsible for his driving decisions, your responsible for your own. If you want to focus on someone else rather than the road then driving, then YDI.

fader48080 10

Sunday 25 May 2014 4:45

speed up slowly slam on the breaks sue the life out of them.

whenitdidhappen 14

Sunday 25 May 2014 4:56

wow,seeing the comments on this situation made me realize i should get some anger management , cause if i were you i would have BASHED HIS ******* FACE.

kawaiichick 9

Sunday 25 May 2014 5:30

Yeah, hahaa I just noticed that now. Made my correction before the time was up but guess this time the spell check on my phone fell asleep.

KatyLarae 13

Sunday 25 May 2014 5:44

Or you could just ignore them..

EmiliaB 12

Sunday 25 May 2014 10:07

That sucks! ;(

BenjiX_fml 13

Monday 26 May 2014 0:39

This is the situation where you "See an animal run out in front of your vehicle" and slam on the brakes to avoid hitting it.

C0mpl3xity 7

Monday 26 May 2014 9:32

If I remember right you can always call the police and in this case I'm sure you could call 911 not just the tip hotline and tell them you have a reckless driver harassing you and get their license plate number but do it all off the side of the road.