Tasty!

By Username - 31/01/2011 15:47

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
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JERZBornNRaised 7

here's an idea go into the bedroom put on the sexiest lingerie you have and have apple sauce all over your body... itd be the best surprise of his life.. thatll get him in the mood

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sourgirl101 28

"Pork" chops and apple sauce?(:

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Learn how to make it, it is easy and delicious!

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Sparx1_1 16

Unless he means he likes to **** the applesauce I don't see the problem. Lots of people get turned on by unusual things - especially foods, it's not that big a deal as long as it's something harmless.

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piiing 0

wtf! I don't understand how...? bc he puts his junk in it to get off? if not I don't understand how that could be a turn on. unlesss he has some developmental issues as a child and is now stuck on them??

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iRadiium 0

you would be surprised there are only so many ways you can make love with your hand

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iRadiium 0

you would be surprised there are only so many ways you can make love with your hand

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_Vamp_ 9

I love me some apl sass. That stuff turns anybody on!

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melmeldolphin 8

Well then get the man some damn applesauce!

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MrRawwr84 0

well drizzle apple sauce on him then...

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danielforman 0

Why have a whipped cream bikini when you can have an apple sauce one!? :D

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saleha97 4

Wow, **** your life. Applesauce gets your boyfriend horny. Hpw in the world are you going to get some of that? I really dont get why these FML's get approved, and not mine .. :/

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wisericky 12

cuz your fmls suck... go sit in the corner with the other sore losers. p.s in my book, u got ponts 4 liking nazi zombies but u lost some for having a ps3

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sourgirl101 28

That's odd. Apple sauce reminds me of baby food. To each its own. Perhaps, you could get an apple scented candle for the bedroom. I've heard the scent of pumpkin pie turns on a lot of guys too.(:

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