Tasty!

By Username - 31/01/2011 15:47

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
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JERZBornNRaised 7

here's an idea go into the bedroom put on the sexiest lingerie you have and have apple sauce all over your body... itd be the best surprise of his life.. thatll get him in the mood

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FYLDeep 25

For whatever reason, I don't think I'd want to eat any applesauce from you two...

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thew_fml 14

this is not an FML. this is something you need to incorporate in your life. be happy it is something simple. why not make apple sauce together then?

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Mmmmm, that reminds me of warm apple pussy... I mean pie... ummm, I gotta go. *in the kitchen, humping a pie pan*

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muffinlizzie 7

Roflmao, good reference, was waiting for this one.

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EvilPrince_fml 0

Maybe some big fat black prostitute sucked some off his **** once.

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JERZBornNRaised 7

hahahahahahaha at every1.. hes got a nice long vaca comin up

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savvy_suzy 0

Um, he sounds like the bad one of the bunch?... Ok, I'm laughing.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

1: Get apple sauce 2: Go to his bedroom when he isn't there 3: Get nude, put apple sauce on yourself, and he walks in 4: ???? 5: PROFIT!!!!!!!!

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Go to knowyourmeme... search "profit"

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zattele 3

ohhh... me too, who knew!

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