Intimacy: Team spirit

Team spirit

By annonymous - 06/04/2009 08:35

Today, I had a softball team dinner, and I was sitting with a bunch of girls who were talking about how far they've gone with guys. One girl goes, "I must be the least experienced one here, I've never even kissed a guy!" Surprised, I said, "Me too!" and high-fived her. She was joking. I wasn't. FML

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Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 07/07/2024 09:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML

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You deserved it 136

By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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You deserved it 6 674

By semi-depressed - 14/02/2009 17:35 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML

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You deserved it 4 020

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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You deserved it 7 156

By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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You deserved it 2 911

No joke

By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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troubledcrystal 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:07

don't worry, having an nice first kiss is much more important than having an early one

Inspired22 11

Monday 6 April 2009 20:08

Aw, there's nothing wrong with that! People don't need to brag about how far they've gone!

Comments

Kira_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:32

gotta agree with #11 This is not an FML. Grow up.

newstud 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:33

LMAO @ # 9

nuga 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:35

Agreed with #5 & #6, I don't understand why people feel like they have this need to compete in how far they've gone. If you haven't kissed anyone yet it just means you have enough integrity to wait for someone you really like...I don't see how that's something to be embarrassed about.

qqaz 6

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:31

It COULD very well mean that. But based on the fml, it's more likely she's never done anything because nobody wants to kiss/bang her.

marz88 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:37

Maybe it just proves you have self control? or maybe your ugly? I dunno here but either way having more cocks in you =/= popular or cool to guys or girls lol so unless your like 28 please trust me when I say this isnt an FML

hinice 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:38

#12, This is an FML. She feels embarrassed because she feels as though she doesn't meet the standards of the other girls. It may not be mature, but it's something she feels is a problem. Don't judge FMLs.

mandrigues11 0

Thursday 2 August 2012 6:53

Boom!!'

Libbyy 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:43

I agree with #16, of course she feels embarrassed, I bet you would have too.

dan81892 2

Monday 6 April 2009 20:47

well how old are you? you probably shouldn't feel too bad, i'm 16 and never kissed a girl before, and i feel god awful.

TeenieAmerica 9

Monday 31 January 2011 0:15

I'm going on 19 and I've never kissed a guy. *shrugs* You're ahead of me.

musicsnob79 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:51

That girl is a stupid ****. Punch her in the gut. ahahahaha

Ox_Baker 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:51

I bet half of the girls were lying.

kndarwin 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:57

So? Not everyone gives their soul away at a young age. My first kiss was in Grade twelve, same with most of my friends, many of which are very pretty.