Love: Territorial

Territorial

By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 19:53 - United States

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted, "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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It wasn't me!

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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Alexa, play "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy

By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 14:00

Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML

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By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 00:20 - United States

Today, I got a phone call out of the blue from a young man, who screamed that he was going to kill me for sleeping with his fiancée. I told him I am a 49-year-old man who hasn't been laid since my wife passed away, four years ago. He stammered, shouted "Well she was a slut too" and hung up. FML

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Mind your own business

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 16:00

Today, I caught my best friend's wife being a cheating whore, and I told her either she told him the truth or I would. More fool me, she used the time I gave her to convince him I tried to sleep with her, so now he won’t believe a word I say, and he punched me in the jaw. FML

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By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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Another case for Shaggy

By well then... - 21/02/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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spazzychild 12

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:08

Punch him for sleeping with your ex-girlfiend.

Babalu722 3

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:07

wow, thats just messed up

Comments

Rabidkid 14

Wednesday 28 September 2011 6:59

He no like sloppy seconds

Wise_1 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 6:59

geez, I hoped you dumped her and not the other way around, cuz that would REALLY suck..... your ex: "hey hubby, the ex before you was in my dream last night and in it I realized I shouldnt have dumped him....." hubby: *if I kick his ass he'll NEVER take her back a she'll be mine!* "Where did he live again?" heart break AND a broken nose, thats rough buddy. I mean, I've wanted to break my gfs exes in two but thats because they didnt treat her right/hurt or upset her, but then again I'm sure she'd sock my ex in teh face for the same reason, but I sure would be in hot water if I actually did what this guy did....plus, you know, charged with assualt, which is what the OP should do....

totalkaos 3

Wednesday 28 September 2011 7:52

why didnt OP punched him back? what a pussy!

xNiiiiiCKx 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 7:59

OP you shoulda kicked his ass or tried. no wonder she probably left ya

BeibertSmitor 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 8:39

Its right about now that I'm glad that I am waiting for marriage so I will never worry about this.

jellitonoctopus 19

Wednesday 28 September 2011 8:40

That man is a jealous retard.

annieg1984 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 9:18

What a dumbass! Lol the mAn, not you!

conholio33 28

Wednesday 28 September 2011 9:56

Sorry man, i believe that guy has issues if he did that

a_nutritionist 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 10:02

if theres a way, sue that asshole. Alternatively, sleep with his wife. If you cant do the crime dont do the time! Or...something. I dunno, personally id be expecting some compensation out of it :)