Clothes and Miscellaneous: Thanks guys

Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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You deserved it 62 346

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By LuvShawn - 27/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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You deserved it 67 547

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By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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You deserved it 62 046

By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 347

You deserved it 5 967

By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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You deserved it 2 652

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By kalisa anteater - 09/06/2013 20:49 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML

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You deserved it 4 938

By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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You deserved it 3 732

By for fuck sake dad - 02/11/2012 23:50 - Ireland - Limerick

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

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You deserved it 3 474

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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You deserved it 2 266

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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You deserved it 5 789

By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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You deserved it 3 136

deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:04

YDI for trying to pass off leggings as actual pants.

lone_wanderer 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:07

Well they were just being truthful, you can't blame them If you don't want to be called a ***** then don't dress like one

Comments

californicated 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:43

fyl for still living at home when you're old enough to go to the bar. :(

Crimso 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 11:31

hmmmm....don't dress like a ***** then?

atomicmrpelly 2

Thursday 23 July 2009 11:46

You probably did.

speedmastaflex 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 11:56

I thought you were going to the bar..? Why'd you go to your bf's house instead? YDI OP for deciding to take your dad's words seriously. I doubt it was much more than a passing comment.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 23 July 2009 13:08

If leggings = pants, then bra = shirt, girdle = shirt, boxers = shorts, wifebeater = shirt, and slip = skirt. Underwear goes UNDER, people. Just because it's trendy does not mean it's cute. And don't get me started on Uggs and Crocs.

intotheblue 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 13:25

I'd have to agree with both your dad and boyfriend. Hope the latter didn't go to the bar with you from his place; I'd be embarrassed to be seen with you if I were him. #175 you're absolutely right! Best comment I've seen in a long time!

z_vet 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 13:48

YDI for not listening to your dad.

FlaminYawn 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 13:51

girls stop wearing leggings, please. Even under dresses or whatever, it still looks trashy. My friend's girl wore leggings to the casino this weekend and I was embarrassed to be seen with her.