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By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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Same thing different taste

By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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You deserved it 5 293

By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 021

You deserved it 5 444

By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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You deserved it 3 475

By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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You deserved it 15 011

So romantic

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 597

You deserved it 8 054

By Gutted. - 21/03/2009 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML

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You deserved it 6 782

By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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You deserved it 3 774

By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 5 583

By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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You deserved it 6 701

By 1.30am - 10/02/2012 09:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML

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You deserved it 2 688

boatiebanter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:07

You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.

itsnotfair 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:08

well clearly you fish for compliments all the time

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Natradtasticx17 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:01

what a ass,he could have said it nicer well even if he said it nicer it still would have been rude but not as bad.damn get a new boyfriend.

cheesesoda 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:03

YDI for being too needy. This is why I don't care that I'm single, nor do I have any intention of putting up with petty bullshit like this.

o_O_0_o 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:07

shiz, what an a-hole, im sorry hun :/ that really blows

endless_text 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:07

Hey #77, I just checked out the photo on your profile. Damn...I guess I can understand now why you're so bitter about women. You must have had a LOT of rejections.

ditlihi 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:15

Oh gawd! My GF does this to me all the time. It's like the same reasons I told you the last million times you asked.

MandM44 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:18

*needyneedyneedy* You should probably know by now that that's not exactly your boyfriend's strong point...

Flyboy 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:21

YDI. I bet he puts up with that alot.

eviscerated 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:24

hahahaha #94, all you can do is degrade me by my looks, you have nothing but opinion to base your insults and assumptions on. ive been with my current gf for 4 years, and have dealt with plenty of bullshit she dished out. i also have dealt with plenty of girls making fun of my looks as a means of tearing me down. i KNOW im superior to you, looks mean nothing when it comes to intelligence. youre a heavy-weight champion in the world of generic, hypocritical philosophy. youre also a vapid **** who doesnt know when to shut the **** up and get back in the kitchen. put that apron on, babies dont grow in men and dishes dont wash themselves

fallingUpstairs 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:26

i'd probably be annoyed if somebody texted me that too. and if you do it often, then that's even worse. he does sound like a bit of a dick though

twindaddy 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:28

When you ask questions like that, it makes us (the guy) feel like you're questioning the fact that we love you at all. Find something else to cheer you up or wait until we have time to talk to you about whatever's got you down. This is not something that should be done via text, and fishing for compliments is extremely annoying.