Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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BreynHope 11

Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.

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BlesstheSilence 11

Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!

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space_cadet2912 3

Surely it means you're getting Birthday Anal Sex. Have fun!

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yenze 18

in his defense it's not a crappy or should I say shitty gift its kinda the complete opposite right?

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perdix 29

I've heard of asshole boyfriends, but I haven't heard of one that literal! If he wants to give you the Heimlich Maneuver, watch out, here it comes!

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martin8337 35

Maybe your bf. wants you to give yourself the enema while he is there with you. He might be a fecalfeliac.

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ExternalUseOnly 4

Fecalfeliac. Hmm, that is one word I could have been happy never knowing about. But...I will try and use it in a sentence this week....at work..... for educational purposes. :)

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kylebownsyou 4

Definitely wants anal.

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ashliilynise 11

surprise buttsex

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perdix 29

#51, I think he ruined the surprise, but there's no Internet meme called "foreshadowed buttseks."

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