Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 142
You deserved it 4 171

Same thing different taste

Top comments

BreynHope 11

Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.

Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!

Comments

He wants you to prepare for something painful. I'm terribly sorry

#95 - It's only painful if you're doing it wrong.

Clearly he wants to partake in anal sex with you. But he wants your butt to be clean first lol

jer_36 10

I think its pretty clear what he wants. This is more than dropping hints, its very obvious.

OP Your boyfriend likes ya and he wants ya now you can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Obey_StudBoii 23

If he wanted to put it in your ass condoms would have been cheaper so he must think your full of shit..

Those two things don't fill the same function.