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He wants you to prepare for something painful. I'm terribly sorry
#95 - It's only painful if you're doing it wrong.
Easy.. Birthday sex butt love!
Clearly he wants to partake in anal sex with you. But he wants your butt to be clean first lol
Happy birthday!
OP Your boyfriend likes ya and he wants ya now you can do this the easy way or the hard way.
If he wanted to put it in your ass condoms would have been cheaper so he must think your full of shit..
Those two things don't fill the same function.
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Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.
Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!