Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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BreynHope 11

Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.

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BlesstheSilence 11

Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!

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thepieguyisi 4

You'll know soon enough, OP.

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rooneygirl420 13

Perhaps he wants anal for HIS birthday. The home enema kit is the gift that keeps on giving!

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ralmilk 16

he probably wants to try anal sex, so he wants you to be "cleaner" down there

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Good question. But happy birthday anyway

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Cory123125 3

Maybe he saw that you were eating junk food and was preparing for constipation

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gabygabs 8

maybe there's a specific gift he wants from you on HIS birthday...ahem...

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lbrown66 12

Ha ha your right it was a 'crappy' gift

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happyfingers 15

o.O I'd have been incredibly confused too. My only guesses are: 1. It was a joke, meant to confuse the crap out of you... Perhaps literally... >.> Or 2. He's looking for some booty action. ... Maybe both.

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