Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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BreynHope 11

Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.

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BlesstheSilence 11

Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!

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cmac86 23

he wants butt secks. many happy returns, though I'm sure you'll get some weird looks if you brought that back to the store.

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sowrongitsdani 14

Well, you'll probably be getting lubricant for Christmas...

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Stayin_Classy777 8

Maybe he thought you were screaming more in the bathroom than in the bedroom

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norwegianboip 17

Most likely he wants to try anal and want it to be all clean and cosy in there.

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llnursingll 10

he wants to enter from the back door maybe lol jk .

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WhiteCrimson 23

For your b-day he will be making your outlet pipe wider. Shame OP. Good luck

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katties 27

Yea, you can tell him he's not getting any if he thinks an enema is necessary - he has obviously NOT done his homework on the topic. On top of that he's only thinking about himself on YOUR b-day. Hinting that he wants anal is NOT the way to do it, he need s to make YOU want it yourself (not for pleasuring him). No anal for guys like that.

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