Cars, Accident and Transportation: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By effmylife - 23/10/2009 10:09 - United States

Today, I took my SUV in to get the oil changed, and the tires rotated. They allowed me to stay there, because they said it would only take 30 minutes. So I sit there in the waiting room, and I look through the window only to see my SUV falling off the lift, from 6 feet in the air. FML

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You deserved it 3 656

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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You deserved it 15 981

By ljd09 - 04/11/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I watched my car roll backwards on the freeway, while attached to the tow truck that I was sitting in. FML

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You deserved it 2 468

By AnonymousOne - 08/12/2016 10:57

Today, I took my car to dealer because of the loud knocking sound I heard while driving it. Twenty-four hours later, they told me it was fixed. Fifteen minutes after I drove away, the tire flew off my car while I was on the highway. My car is now totaled. FML

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You deserved it 641

By alucas3 - 29/05/2016 20:14 - United States

Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML

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You deserved it 1 093

Whoops

By mmv - 18/09/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML

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You deserved it 2 151

That's nuts

By shbaxter - 16/03/2020 06:00

Today, I finally got my car back after it was in the auto shop for a week. On my way home, I started swerving all over the road. It turns out they didn't tighten the lug nuts on one of my wheels properly. FML

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You deserved it 101

By Jim - 12/04/2018 01:30

Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML

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You deserved it 229

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By Justin Parker - 17/06/2021 04:00

Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML

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You deserved it 124

By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 00:01

Today, I went to have my tires replaced. While I was paying, the cashier asked if I would like a warranty for the tires. I said, "Nah, only idiots who can't drive need that." While pulling out of the parking lot, I took the turn too wide and popped my tire on the median. FML

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You deserved it 3 224

By hatty - 23/09/2011 13:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML

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You deserved it 6 168

OneandOnlyOne 0

Friday 23 October 2009 20:15

I see a lawsuit in their future. Sue them. They should have secured it.

DynamicDave 11

Friday 23 October 2009 20:31

I'm not gonna lie, this would be cool to see if it wasn't mine. On an unrelated note, I admire you for not caving in to pressure from the tree hugging left wing nuts and keeping your SUV. Go you! Drive what you want!

Comments

jnxt231 0

Friday 23 October 2009 20:32

sue. lol

Witchcraft_fml 4

Friday 23 October 2009 20:35

KABOOM!

GeneralBE 0

Friday 23 October 2009 20:35

bummer, FYL

TheOtherNewest1 6

Friday 23 October 2009 20:40

YDI for using a gas guzzler. Still sucks though.

LeStab 4

Friday 23 October 2009 20:42

back when i did auto work on cars in highschool i always triple checked each arm they should cover it hope no one was under it

stratovariusftw 0

Friday 23 October 2009 20:44

YDI for not being able to change your own oil.. moron.

rightsaidred 3

Saturday 24 October 2009 6:03

It was up on the lift to have the TIRES ROTATED. Even if the OP could change their own oil, the car would still have needed to go to the shop. Please learn to read.

SheriffBart 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:23

How little is your time worth that it makes sense to change your own oil?

stratovariusftw 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 13:48

lol i'm 13, even i can rotate tires, it's not that hard

Eddie Nakamura 6

Sunday 27 May 2018 5:06

just spin them... there you rotated them LOL

atty11 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:20

it's not about your time, it's about doing the job right. i've heard of too many cases where mechanics didn't put the filter in correctly, or used cheap/bad oil, etc. my car is worth more than the 30 minutes i'd be wasting anyway to have the oil changed. so i do it myself.