I see what you did there..

Or just bad timing.

If the mother is such a clairvoyant **** block, there will probably be a nicely timed interruption then too.

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Gunna*

...you're creepy.

Ur comment was so long that I didn't bother reading it, neither did 300 other people

That must be very intrusive for her being that kind of a parent will only cause a rebellion later....

That really rude of you to be truthful. Your child should be permitted to live their life according to their idea. Your responsibility as a parent is nit to over bare them unfairly. Just to be there. For love support food and shelter. Their friends are there for fun stupidity and wildness.

Also show some trust. your an ass of a parent

Very true #30

First of all you seem a bit crazy and secondly I don't think you actually have kids. I'm guessing you are the creepy person at the end of the street nobody talks to.

Wow, no ******* wonder she is trying to go to her boyfriends house. If you, her parents, weren't so far up her ass trying to control her like a ******* marionette, then maybe you could have a CONVERSATION with her about what she should and shouldn't be doing without you forcing her from being able to. It's parents like YOU that have kids that do drugs have sex and get pregnant in their early teen years because they want something besides what you shove down their throats.

Well spoken 39.

If you control your daughter too much, she is just gonna rebel more. Leave it be, let her be a teenager.

Is it just me or are other people sitting around hoping this guy's daughter is reading this?

And then uses the larger public opinion to - in a far more diplomatic way than this - basically tell her mother & father "**** off! You're over protective psychopaths"

My mother sent me to catholic school... I am Living proof that kind of shit (parenting) does not work...

39: I really wish I could thumb your comment up more than once. 17: I bet you'll have a great relationship with your daughter in the future. You seem like the type of person that believes adolescents don't deserve any rights until they're eighteen. Like, privacy? Yes, parents should be involved in their kids' lives. But how will they learn to fend for themselves and correct their own mistakes if you're constantly telling them how to live, what to do, where to go, and who to hang out with? They won't know how to react when shit goes wrong in their future because they never got out and made their own decisions. Your kid is another human being, not a dog. Loosen the leash, or she'll probably hate you.

And people wonder why their kids are so ****** up. If I had parents like you growing up, 17, I'd probably be doing life in prison right now.

Yep my parents were like that..and I got pregnant cuz guess what no matter what u say we're gonna do it anyway!

17 - Who are you to say when the proper age to have sex is also? Sure I think that 12-14 is a little too young but some states and places have ages of consent at 16 so how do you know that isn't the right age? Also, who said OP is under 18? You don't have a clue. Stop trying to shove your opinions down others throats. Also, cool story brah. Not.

If you don't allow your kids to make mistakes now they'll make them when they're older and REALLY **** up their lives. I can vouch for this as someone who's parents were incredibly overbearing. Just make sure to teach your daughter about the risks of sex and let her learn from her mistakes. She'll make them regardless.

Everyone responding to this Comment is a rebellious kid, and so is a HUGE majority of FML's reader base. While I largely agree, you can't expect to find much sympathy here comment op.

GTFO

This thread is funny. All of these negative responses and their anecdotal evidence, "my parents were really mean and overbearing, so I'm a junked out whiney *****, wah wah.". Maybe there was nothing your parents could have done to help your fail ass.

You need a life seriously. I feel bad for your child.

You're not her parole officer! You are her mom. You aren't preventing anything you are just prolonging it and you probably have a terrible relationship with her if that's the kind of shit you're pulling

I wouldn't wanna be your daughter.....

You're so far up her ass nobody else can be!!

Jump down a hole. now.

Personally I feel like you have about twelve years to install a certain value system in your kids. After that the child will already have their own set of values and just because you keep them from doing bad things doesn't mean that now they are some holy virgin. At a certain point they will still be the same shitty person no matter what you control as a parent so why go through all the trouble trying to fix em?

Lol. Yeah my boy friend never ever met me somewhere else. He never came over to my girl friends house. And besides those things aren't always that accurate. Oh by the way, your daughter is not a virgin.

17, you do realize a gps doesn't how you WHAT you're doing. It just shows you WHERE you are. So who is her to know that they were about to have sex?

So what happens if your daughter decides she likes girls? Are you gonna keep her away from ALL of her friends?

Your daughter hates you. Just saying.

I hope your daughter isn't speaking to you and does things by her own free will. this whole keeping track of where your child is (minus the stalker GPS thing) is currently why I have a horrible relationship with mom. if you would not be so demanding and close-minded with your daughter, she may not feel the need to lie about where she is and what she's doing. give it a rest, kids will always figure out how to get away with things no matter how much you try and smother them.

Wut? Wrong....

Ok.... When and where?

Ok.... When and where?

I always shoot for 15? Shit.

Don't aim so low, Kicky, a fine young lady such as yourself deserves 2 solid minutes of pussy pounding before you get sent to the kitchen for sammich-making and paper towels.

10 seconds is my record