The big reveal

By victoriassecret - 03/03/2010 09:24 - United States

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Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
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Drunkbunny 2

Honey, I think if anyone feels awkward over that incident it should be him, not you.

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KayBizz 0

damn :( if he won't hit it u can holla at me :)

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CallMeHush 0

Oh they can't be that bad put 'em up where we can see 'em.

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perdix 29

Get your skinny ass down to the local Popeye's and pump those fun bags back up to fun size again! Some people just aren't made to be thin. I think Oprah looks like a freaky bobble-head doll when she's thin.

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Diannaa 0

But then wouldn't she gain all her weight back? :[

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perdix 29

It's OK. Did you try to submit the Triceratops pubes story? I'll never forget that image as long as I live!

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captainmaharet 1

Good on you for losing weight, and dump your stupid boyfriend. Fun fact: doing exercises that work your pectoral muscles strengthen the chest and shoulders, and can push your breasts out to their former fatty glory.

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ohSNAPyall 26

True. I've been exercising and getting thinner, but my breasts have gotten to be more of a handful. I use all the machines, including the chest press, rowing and fly. Some women are afraid to leave the cardio machines; don't be. Start out using them on a small weight at a higher number of reps. -- personal observation

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Vitamin_C 0

So you're comfortable enough having a dick in your vag but not showing your boobs? some people are strange...

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kaffeboy 0

mamita, get the weight back...drop the loser and come to me. I'll take you out to dinner and breakfast the next morning... ;)

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noahvs67 0

wow...you don't even know who she is. now that's what I call desperate

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armyguy911 0

even if you do have stretch marks on your **** that's no excuse for him losin wood. he's either an asshole for lying to you or he's got an erectile dysfunction problem. either way talk to him or find someone who can appreciate you.

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icayal 0

you'd have sex with a guy but not take ur bra off in front of him? 10:1 you have self esteem issues. you should work on that.

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