The big reveal

By victoriassecret - 03/03/2010 09:24 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
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Drunkbunny 2

Honey, I think if anyone feels awkward over that incident it should be him, not you.

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KayBizz 0

damn :( if he won't hit it u can holla at me :)

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misskity6 0

you should have insisted the bra stay on. no matter what

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CallMeHush 0

sing Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killin goin on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worrys and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world Show them to me, show them to me Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree If you got, two fun bags, Show them to me

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dance_till_dawn 0

#73. Waaaaayyy too much ******* information!

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allthelogic 0

weed makes you randomely lose your boner? haha

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mattbeverly 0

73 u haven't answered I'll test how good u r;)

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visage 0

do you have to roll them up to get them in your bra!?

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madskillz3088 0

Yuck!!! Boner soup?

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joeinthedark 18

I've known girls with this 'issue'. It's never really bothered me because, as the kids use to say it 'it's not the face you fcuk, it's the fcuk you face', or in this case the ****. Either way, he's a loser and you can probably do better.

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joeinthedark 18

I've known girls with this 'issue'. It's not that uncommon. It's never really bothered me cause, as the kids used to say ' it's not the face you fcuk, it's the fcuk you face'... or in this case ****. In summary, he's a loser and you can probably do better.

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ilosttehgame 0

Look, it's not all your fault, but you really need to get over the self-confidence issue. So you lost weight. Good for you! Now be comfortable with your body, and so will he. Do you know how hard it is to have sex with someone who won't take their clothes off (but expects you to)? When there are trust issues, it's hard for a guy not to think about what he's doing wrong; this in turn will make him think about sex too much during sex, which is a recipe for limp dick. It's not you, but it is you, if that makes sense. He most likely is attracted to you, but you need to expand your comfort zone. It's really not fair for you to do that to him and then get angry when everything isn't going well. Soon he'll probably start masturbating more, and frankly, it will be because you and he refused to trust and communicate with one another. It's probably going to be hard for you to change your outlook, but you'll find that it's worth it...the more you're willing to give, the more you'll get back from him.

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